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Sexual 'freaks'
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Sexual 'freaks'  First off, I don't judge people and I KNOW that one person's 'freak' is another persons 'normal' so please, take the rest of this post as I intend it, just a light hearted look at some of the more 'interesting' people I've encountered over the past 14+ years  The No Suck Zone I was at an all guy 'scene' one day, there were about 5-6 of us there. It was a fun group and I knew all of the guys except for one. He was a nice looking guy, average sized cock but the 'strange' thing about him was the fact that he wouldn't let ANYBODY suck on him. Period. He'd let you stroke his dick, he sucked on all of us through the course of the afternoon but whenever anybody tried to suck on his dick, he pushed them away, including yours truly. I tried to ask him why but he never answered me. Now what kind of guy doesn't want to get his cock sucked? Very strange indeed. The Sexual Dynamo I had a girl come over one day, very nice looking, very sexy. She and I had talked quite a bit and she told me that she was insatiable when it came to sex and was hoping that I could get 3-4 guys together to help 'scratch' that itch she had. I had invited my old wingman 'Mitch' and another friend 'Rod' who's name pretty much says it all. She ended up fucking all three of us relentlessly! I mean RELENTLESSLY my friends. Not to mention the fact that she totally soaked my bed. It took me three days to dry that mattress out. She fucked all three of us to a standstill and was still ready for a LOT more. A LOT more. Finally, my two 'buddies' wore out, gave up and left me alone with this sexual dynamo! Thanks guys! I took after her with my Magic Wand, my various dildos, my own dick/tongue/fingers and anything ELSE I could find and it STILL wasn't enough for her as far as I could tell. I have NO idea how many orgasms she had but it was literally hundreds and hundreds and it STILL wasn't enough. She finally left around midnight after taking on three rather experienced, good lovers, all my toys and virtually everything I could 'throw at her' and it wasn't ENOUGH! I never heard back from her again BTW. Sheesh, I could have invited 10 guys and I bet THAT wouldn't have been enough. I pitty the fool...... LOL Mrs. Doubtfire Now you KNOW I love T-girls, a LOT but this girl.... well the resemblane to Mrs. Doubtfire was just too close. She lives in Oregon and was in town for business and had contacted my friend 'Lori' to do a bondage scene. Lori of course called me and asked if I could photo the whole thing. We met her at her hotel, she opened the door and OMG, it WAS Mrs. Doubtfire! Lori and I almost died right there but we went ahead and did it. Afterward, Lori and I just totally lost it on the ride home, laughing so FUCKING hard. We laughed even harder when we looked at the pics. Never in my life did I ever think for one moment that I'd have pictures of Mrs. Doubtfire in bondage! LOL Oh and for the record, Mrs. Doubtfire had one of the smallest little peckers I've ever seen. 1" maybe, rock hard. The Screamer I LOVE vocal lovers. I love girls who moan and groan and yes, scream but THIS girl was waaaaaaaaaaaay over the top my friends. 'Penelope' and I were at a group grope at a friends house. It was a normal group grope right up until the time this one girl started to really get off. The screams she let out where first off. ear piercingly loud. I mean PAINFULLY so. They were also non-stop! She got going and well we ALL needed ear plugs or something. It got to a point where I'm pretty sure nobody wanted to even TOUCH her because we ALL knew what would happen. I've never seen her at any of our group gropes again, thank G-d! The Pooper OK, this last one wasn't really a 'freak' so to speak but it was the single most disgusting 'session' I've ever been involved with. I met this nice looking guy at his house and we ended up in his newly renovated back 'apartment'. He was a very nice guy, good looking with a very fuckable looking little ass. We played around a bit and finally he got up on all fours and spread his cheeks for me. That's a pretty unmistakable sign eh? So I doned a rubber, moved into position and slide my hard cock into his ass pretty much balls deep. I then pulled out and what followed was the most disgusting stream of SHIT you've ever seen! He covered me, the floor, the walls, the ceiling and just about everything else with SHIT! I was HORRORFYIED! Luckily, there was a shower close at hand and I ran in as fast as I could and washed myself off totally. I was covered. He followed me and we finally left the newly renovated room, covered in shit! He was totally apologetic and said he'd had some sort of stomach thing the week before but honestly thought he was over it. He wasn't! That my friends still, to this day, stands as the single most disgusting sexual thing that's ever happened to me AND it almost turned me off of anal sex for good. So, there ya have SOME freaks I've encountered. There's a LOT more but... well that's enough for today -tm |
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The pooper is my worst nightmare!!!!!!!! I think you just put me off anal (for a few hours anyway)
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omg...the party pooper was funny....the newly renovated room, covered in shit!??? maybe he didn't like the color of the paint...so he decided to paint again...very classy guy...
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