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We are what we eat.....
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We are what we eat..... If that's true then I'm a giant walking talking pussy, cock and balls, all rolled into one. Ok, ya got that vision in your head now? LOL Seriously, food for me is a HUGE aphrodisiac. How about you? I just LOVE combing food with sex, food with foreplay, food with just about anything really. Of course, some foods lend themselves to erotic enjoyment better than others but really, almost anything can be turned into a sex toy can't it? I had a girl friend once who had a major thing for cucumbers. Go figure... The bigger AND colder the better. Yes, colder... She liked them right out of the refrigerator. Ice cold, right into her<b> pussy... </font></b>To each is own eh? Longterm readers here know about my love of pampering my little princesses to the nth degree. Part of that pampering 'process' involves food. Typically, an assortment of good smelly cheeses and fruit, usually grapes, apples, peaches, raspberries, kiwi's etc... I just LOVE getting my sweetheart all relaxed in a bubble bath, sitting there, talking and massaging, shaving and dreaming, all the while, plying her with wine and food... I haven't had anyone complain yet  Of course, chocolate warrants a special place all of it's own.. Champagne is fun, especially all those tiny bubbles poured over your body and clit... Woooo baby! Chocolate sauce, butterscotch, various jams and jellies, whipped cream and even Onion Dip have been used by the ol Tazzerman in the past to cover my lovers and myself.. Of course, the object here is to lick everything clean isn't it?? Honey is another foodstuff that as a special place all of it's own. That being said, here's a funny/true story: My girlfriend and I (Yes, the one that loved cucumbers) were at a friend of ours place one day/night. We had spent the day teasing each other (all of us) and spent the evening playing strip poker and spin the bottle. That of course ended up, as it usually does, in a big 4-way orgy. Anyway, my girlfriend and I fell asleep on the couch in the living room.. It was around 3-4am when we were awoken by a huge THUMP and a scream. Our friends boyfriend came RUNNING out of the bedroom, naked, screaming and clutching at his nose. It turns out that our friend (Let's call her 'Michelle' had gotten tired of his snoring and had gone into the kitchen, retrieved a jar of honey, and once back in bed with her loverboy sawing logs, she preceded to pour the contents of that honey jar up his nose and down his throat in an attempt to quiet him down. She almost killed the poor guy!!! He was snorting out honey, coughing up honey and damn near joked on the stuff right there in the middle of the family room.. Michelle btw, is KNOWN by all, far and wide, to be just a BIT off center.... Luckily, he finally recovered and obviously was none to happy with her... In fact, he ended up sleeping on floor in front of the couch that my girlfriend and I were on, for the rest of the night.. Believe it or not, they ended up getting married!!! What kind of food do you like playing with? Are you a player or a playee??? What do you secretly fantasize being covered in and then licked off? Ol Tazzerman REALLY wants to know -tm |
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Oh Lordy, food is Soooooooo sexy. Even eating food in JUST the right way in front of you lover can produce incredible reactions & the BEST response.   You have evoked a wonderful memory for me here in this post Tazzer my Sweet. Pop over to mine when you have time & read all about it!   mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yum'O!!! ;PSuper big kisses from me to you 
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8/11/2007 11:00 am |
lmao honey up the nose Can you make me smile
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