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Blog Wars 2011.. Sorry Elizabeth... NOT !!!!!  

_Fire_and_Ice_ 35F/34F

2/9/2011 6:32 pm

If you're not in comedy, you should be...

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Andrea & Kirsten
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When you are in love you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams - Dr. Seuss


mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
2/11/2011 7:33 am

I just hope you do not decide to kill sheep and rubber dolls. You would get my dander up. LOL

This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








sasnnice 62F

2/11/2011 3:56 pm



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Taste life in all it's flavour


Dr_Jeuss 60M

2/12/2011 1:27 pm

I think you cut him down too early. He was just seen out on the corner of BackDoor Drive and Anal Alley Flashing other fruit.

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how. ~Friedrich Nietzsche


_Fire_and_Ice_ 35F/34F

2/13/2011 7:20 pm

To a guy that makes us lmfao, Here's to you Bard... *winky slurps*


Be Ours! Happy Valentine's Day!

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When you are in love you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams - Dr. Seuss


VioletDeliriums 56T  
3527 posts
2/13/2011 8:17 pm

Hey! I don't understand all the specifics just yet, but this is fun to read! Plus, I like the parody in your blog's name and your song. Good stuff! Clever!
Violet


rm_NassyFox 62F
37014 posts
2/16/2011 7:40 am

Here I was thinking of making banana bread today.

sighs...


ArtemisJ 50F
8630 posts
2/18/2011 1:54 am

    Quoting rm_NassyFox:
    Here I was thinking of making banana bread today.

    sighs...
mmmm...banana bread.
Great. Thanks alot Nassy. Now I want some.

ArtemisJ is Keeping It Real


_Fire_and_Ice_ 35F/34F

2/18/2011 5:09 am


Because we enjoy what you offer here…
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When you are in love you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams - Dr. Seuss


loopylady20 63F
43 posts
2/18/2011 5:42 am

like the photograph
class!!!!!!!!


LustyTaurus 56M
21250 posts
2/18/2011 4:04 pm

For some reason, this post mademe think of a long lost friend from here...Expatbrit49...I know why, he used to post about all the different fruits he used as dildos on his girlfriend. If you kill a banana does it get all stiff?? If so, then maybe the death was not in vain...may he rest in a piece...


thisishellafunny 46M

4/6/2011 2:22 am

re: "Sometimes the guilty party has to be taken out but it has to look innocent.."

"The contrived accident is the most effective technique. When successfully executed, it causes little excitement and is only casually investigated. The most efficient accident, in simple assassination, is a fall of 75 feet or more onto a hard surface. Elevator shafts, stair wells, unscreened windows and bridges will serve. Bridge falls into water are not reliable. In simple cases a private meeting with the subject may be arranged at a properly-cased location. The act may be executed by sudden, vigorous [excised] of the ankles, tipping the subject over the edge. If the assassin immediately sets up an outcry, playing the "horrified wit ness", no alibi or surreptitious withdrawal is necessary. In chase cases it will usually be necessary to stun or drug the subject before dropping him. Care is required to insure that no wound or condition not attributable to the fall is discernible after death." - CIA manual

"I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old."
- Charlie Sheen


SexiLuvinGirl 65F
6975 posts
4/6/2011 8:34 pm

Loved it! Blog Wars? FriendFinder-x? Only in the minds of those that believe in them. I don't.... All a matter of prospective and if people allow it to happen.



Have a safe and happy Halloween!
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thisishellafunny 46M

4/7/2011 8:06 am

i can't figure out who you're talkin' about, but fuhgeddaboudit say the word and they'll be so gone their own mother will forget they was even born

"I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old."
- Charlie Sheen


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