10106 posts 1/13/2011 8:22 am
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weekend joke
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A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.
It doesn't have any feet or legs.
The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?'
The parrot says, 'I was born this way.
I'm a defective parrot.'
'Holy crap,' the guy replies.
'You actually understood and answered me. !'
'I got every word,' says the parrot.
'I happen to be a highly intelligent, and a thoroughly educated bird'
'Oh yeah?' the guy asks.
'Then answer this, how do you hang onto your perch, without any feet.?'
'Well,' the parrot says, 'this is very embarrassing, but since you asked, I wrap my weenie around this wooden bar, like a little hook.
You can't see it, because of my feathers.'
'Wow,' says the guy.
'You really can understand, and can speak English, can't you.?'
'Actually, I speak both Spanish and English, and I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any topic, politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy.
I'm especially good at ornithology.
You really ought to buy me, I'd be a great companion.'
The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag.
'Sorry, but I just can't afford that.'
'Pssssssst,' says the parrot, 'I'm defective, so the truth is, nobody wants me, cause I don't have any feet.
You can probably get me for $20, just make the guy an offer.!'
The guy offers $20, and walks out with the parrot.
Weeks go by.
The parrot is sensational.
He has a great sense of humor, he's interesting, he's a great pal, he understands everything, he sympathizes, and he's insightful.
The guy is delighted.
One day the guy comes home from work, and the parrot goes, 'Psssssssssssst,' and motions him over with one wing.
'I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife, and the UPS man.'
'What are you talking about,?' asks the guy.
'When the UPS man delivered a package today, your wife greeted him at the door, in a sheer black nightie.'
'WHAT???' the guy asks incredulously.
'THEN what happened?'
'Well, then the UPS man came into the house, and lifted up her nightie, and began<b> petting </font></b>her all over,' reported the parrot.
'NO!' he exclaims, 'and she let him.?'
'Yes.
Then he continued taking off the nightie, got down on his knees, and began to kiss her all over.'
Then the frantic guy demands, 'THEN WHAT HAPPENED.?'
DUNNO?!? I got a hard-on, and fell off my perch.!'
xoxoxox
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26383 posts 1/13/2011 8:24 am |
sorry about the many pics of me lol yikes...oh well!!!
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1/13/2011 10:15 am
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love to chat with you sometime
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1/13/2011 12:31 pm
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Pic is just lovely, in fact I fell off my perch xxxx
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3726 posts 1/13/2011 6:47 pm |
That was hilarious. You know the punch line is visible 10 miles before the joke ends, and yet it still comes as a surprise. Steven
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1/14/2011 5:52 am
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Forget getting Polly a cracker...Get him a female..Thanks for sharing the joke Nan, hope the goddess of Guelph is doing well.
A persons heart will tell you how they lived,and perhaps died But it can never tell how it loved.
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1/14/2011 7:52 am
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Looks like someone may have had a birthday? Did the UPS man deliver the presents?
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4844 posts 1/14/2011 4:16 pm |
Well at least the guy was saved from knowing the nitty gritty  
Hey, I not well today ...... Have you just given me back your cold you had a ways back? hehe.
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2131 posts 1/17/2011 1:01 am |
Thanks for the laughs, Nan!
Peace~n~Love~n~Hugs~n~Kisses...Lys
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32404 posts 1/23/2011 9:16 am |
still laughing nanner
you do need to put on some pounds lovely one......wish that were my problem..........
hugs.......on on fbook..try marjorie not margie.......winks
You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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7288 posts 1/30/2011 5:30 am |
hi Nan
Thank you for laugh.ROFL
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6809 posts 2/9/2011 11:15 am |
Red giggles......just what he needed.
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7288 posts 2/12/2011 5:35 am |
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
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