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A few good jokes  

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5/26/2015 9:33 pm
A few good jokes

There was a cat by the lake and a sausage came floating by the cat put its paw in and wet its paw. Then a few minutes later a bigger sausage came floating by and the cat fell in.

The moral of this story the bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy.

A and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and<b> ties </font></b>some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the , and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the to go and get some help from the farmer. The said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my penis and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

Moral of the Story: If you're hung like a , you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

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