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69ing - A THING OF THE PAST
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69ing - A THING OF THE PAST . If you’d like a little background to this post, you might want to check out THAT WOMAN DRIVER THAT EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT and CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE GIVE THAT GIRL A CAMEL Well my driving skills (or lack of them) have finally caught up with me. My insurance came up for renewal and they rather rudely informed me that they were declining the pleasure of my monthly check. I started looking around for quotes and got a shock right up there with a red hot poker up the ass. That final accident I had back in September apparently tipped the scales and me into the group of insurance untouchables. I’d been previously paying $69 for extremely good coverage with lots of perks, and now all the quotes I found for just basic state minimum coverage otherwise known as “we’ll take your money and laugh in your face if you ever make a claim” coverage is running around $300 a month. So basically, I am trading in 69ing for getting royally fucked. Minus the fun part. . The man on the phone said he could save me about $30 monthly if I joined a club called the “Farmers’ Bureau.” I had to ask him to repeat it about five times because I just couldn’t grasp it. I finally asked him “You mean as in cows and sheep Farmers’ Bureau? And he said yes. I thanked him for trying to save me money but asked if he had any other clubs that that might be a bit more useful to a 41 yr old urbanite spinster. He said no. But seriously….the Farmers’ Bureau? I was thinking more useful… along the lines of the "Elderly Red Hat Wearing Bingo Playing Sex Fiends." I’m really starting to think that some people just have the “Fuck NO!” gene when it comes to driving. And I am carrying it in spades. Maybe I should convert to being Amish. Considering my last 3 accidents were all in within the last year, I’m going to be paying these prices for the next 3 to 5 years. Anyone know any good bread and water recipes? Freedom Live. Laugh. Love. |
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OOhhhhhh do you happen to know a candidate for such a position? I can guarantee that the compensation would be very competitive. Freedom Live. Laugh. Love.
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Those mean bastages! Bicycles all around! And yes I'd love to ride you! Umm I mean with you! Yeah that's it! Freedom Live. Laugh. Love.
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Well Freedom - As a budding/Luddite Amish person, you would need to leave us to posterity on FriendFinder-x and that would be a shame. I was just about to go psychotic and start stalking you  We all get fucked be various interests all day long, and insurance companies specialize in non consensual sodomy - no reach around  Maybe you should combine your new found Amishness with an attempt to persuade the insurance guy with a little phone sex. 'I be Freedom, and this be my pussy etc 'PS. Query: The term 'bastages'. Oft used by my favorite comic character 'Lobo'. I've not heard it elsewhere. Where did you get it? All are welcome to an audience with The Magnificent One oldirtybacchus
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 Bet you've never priced motorcycle insurance...  Actually with all my discounts mine isn't too bad.My policy comes out to just under $500 a year~per bike.About half of that 'per bike' is medical coverage~hey I can only ride one at a time!So isn't that multiple charging or something like that?Everytime I ask they give me a big runaround...  FriendFinder-x Parody Of a Real Sex Site
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11/8/2009 5:32 pm |
"69ing - A Thing of the Past": Probably the most terrifying headline I've ever read in my entire life. Thanks, in advance, for making me wake up screaming from a nightmare tonight.
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11/9/2009 8:55 pm |
This is really not a good thing. Now due to lack of funds you'll be cooking at home more. Call me a pervert if you want, but the vision of you wearing nothing but that cute little Amish hat is really turning me on. KISSES
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Well Freedom - As a budding/Luddite Amish person, you would need to leave us to posterity on FriendFinder-x and that would be a shame. I was just about to go psychotic and start stalking you We all get fucked be various interests all day long, and insurance companies specialize in non consensual sodomy - no reach around Maybe you should combine your new found Amishness with an attempt to persuade the insurance guy with a little phone sex. 'I be Freedom, and this be my pussy etc 'PS. Query: The term 'bastages'. Oft used by my favorite comic character 'Lobo'. I've not heard it elsewhere. Where did you get it? Non consensual sodomy hahahaha. Good one. As for the term bastages. I'm not sure where I got it from. Since I have never herd of Lobo, it surely wasn't from him. It just appeared in my head one day. Voices perhaps? Freedom Live. Laugh. Love.
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Bet you've never priced motorcycle insurance... Actually with all my discounts mine isn't too bad.My policy comes out to just under $500 a year~per bike.About half of that 'per bike' is medical coverage~hey I can only ride one at a time!So isn't that multiple charging or something like that?Everytime I ask they give me a big runaround... Freedom Live. Laugh. Love.
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I often wonder about the validity of the whole "lapsed policy rate hike." What if you don't have a car for a while and don't need insurance why are they allowed to class it as a lapse in continuous coverage. They do fuck you coming and going. All insurance companies do. Maybe I should date an insurance salesman. Then I could get fucked all day long. Freedom Live. Laugh. Love.
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"69ing - A Thing of the Past": Probably the most terrifying headline I've ever read in my entire life. Thanks, in advance, for making me wake up screaming from a nightmare tonight. And while I may have been a tad manipulative to achieve my ends...it was all gospel truth. My premium before really was $69 a month. But I recommend a Xanax and some warm milk. I promise the real 69ing will be there still when you wake up. Freedom Live. Laugh. Love.
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I'm not sure a horse and buggy is a good idea. I'd still be dealing with wheels and horsepower. I think maybe a big turtle. Or a pogo stick. Freedom Live. Laugh. Love.
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This is really not a good thing. Now due to lack of funds you'll be cooking at home more. Call me a pervert if you want, but the vision of you wearing nothing but that cute little Amish hat is really turning me on. KISSES Ooohhhh if I call you a pervert will you promise to live up to it? Haha An Amish hat.... I wonder if they sell those at the Amish market down the road?? (Note to self) 1. Buy one Amish hat. 2. Buy one ticket to Texas. Freedom Live. Laugh. Love.
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a horse and buggy doesnt require insurance....neither does a tractor or farm equipment in most states....no liscense,no drivers liscense,no registration,noliscence plate....and.....horses are good for the environment. if you joined the farmers beaureau....you may meet some farmers....  no matter where you go....... there you are.
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I often wonder about the validity of the whole "lapsed policy rate hike." What if you don't have a car for a while and don't need insurance why are they allowed to class it as a lapse in continuous coverage. They do fuck you coming and going. All insurance companies do. Maybe I should date an insurance salesman. Then I could get fucked all day long. wait till you see what happens with health insurance  no matter where you go....... there you are.
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11/16/2009 5:15 pm |
So it seems that everyone agrees. Insurance companies are sons of bitches. Do you know why, when you are looking for something it is ALWAYS in the last place you look? Because when you find it, you quit looking.
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I just want to know if you ever heard back from NASA...
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