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May Masturbation Month  

lickmelightly 42F
429 posts
4/19/2012 7:51 am
May Masturbation Month


Alright, so it seems they say they have given a full month to May somewhere on the internet. LOl Masturbation relieves stress, gets out our pent-up frustrations, cures headaches and menstrual cramps, and can make people a little bit more happier.
So I can across this list, yes some of this are a bit odd. But here are 69 ways to have sex with yourself. (even though a few aren't)

1.Alone
2.With a friend of the same sex
3.With a friend of the opposite sex
4.In front of a mirror
5.While sitting over the engine in the back of the bus
6.During the spin cycle of your washing machine
7.With your hands
8.With a vibrator
9.With the back of a spoon
10.With only pressure on your clitoris
11.Anally
12.Vaginally
13.A combo of 10, 11, and 12
14.The minute you wake up in a groggy way
15.Right before you go to sleep in a lullaby way
16.When you wake up in the middle of the night in a comforting way
17.In the shower in a wet and clean way
18.Using the pulsating water from shower head
19.Using the rush of the water from the bath faucet
20.With your mind
21.Wearing a blindfold
22.Under the covers
23.Totally naked
24.In lingerie
25.While at work in an 'eff' the system kind of way
26.Wearing tight jeans and wiggling around in them
27.In a fitting room in an "oh I look good in this outfit" kind of way
28.In a public bathroom in a desperate way
29.In the back of a cab in a sexy way
30.After you've had some wine
31.After you've had some whiskey
32.After you've had some beer
33.Straddling an armchair
34.With your right hand
35.With your left hand
36.With both hands
37.With one finger
38.With your knuckle
39.With the palm of your hand
40.With your wrist
41.Using lube
42.Using your saliva as lube
43.Outside
44.Standing up
45.Lying down, facing up
46.Lying down, facing down
47.Sitting
48.Doggie style with your arm reaching behind you
49.With the lights on
50.With the lights off
51.While watching porn
52.While staring at a photo of your dream guy or girl
53.By nipple stimulation only
54.Loudly
55.Quietly
56.While breathing heavy
57.Using circular motions
58.By tapping your clitoris
59.By putting different but continuous pressure on your clitoris
60.Against a pillow
61.While getting a back massage
62.During a pedicure
63.Using the stop and go method -- taking yourself to the brink of orgasm, stopping, then starting again
64.Having a<b> quickie </font></b>with yourself by keeping the intensity high from the start
65.While riding a bike
66.During kegels
67.While kissing someone
68.With two fingers making a "V" around your clitoris
69.By pressing your thighs together in a rhythmic motion


Always be yourself


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