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Blogs > spudsy1000 > The Potato's Lair....

I Can't Get No.....  

spudsy1000 50M
2986 posts
3/6/2015 10:54 am
I Can't Get No.....

Don't you hate it when you're THIS close to "sealing the deal", and something happens to drag you away?
Kicking and screaming??
lol

Yep.
I do.

Actually, not even anywhere close lol
But it could have been!
If I was someone else

LMFAO

Poor girl



Now there's an odd blog title....
"I can't get no...."?

If you're edumacated you'll realise that, in actual fact, I CAN get no.....
I get no.... all the time

I'm extremely talented at getting no....

LMAO

So how are you all?

Getting ready for spring?
You should be.... it's coming you know....

Can't you feel it rising?

The sap of course...what did you think I meant?

THAT doesn't need spring to rise

The end of the work week will do that...
Or Mondays...
Or Hump Days....



Someone needs to invent Anti-Viagra for those of us cursed with permanent arousal lol

Probably wouldn't make very much money though

Oh well... can't be helped....

By the way.... I was taking "selfies" before selfies were invented

Ok, so the meaning might have changed a little over the years...but that wouldn't be funny, now would it?

I must admit...I do snigger a little when I hear a girl say she's taking a selfie

And I bet you will too from now on



I think that's enough of this nonsense for now.....
Catch you on the flip side folks!


"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000
spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
3/6/2015 11:31 am
    Quoting  :
WAY cooler online

You'd never guess I was 6'2", 200lbs and hung like a large donkey in real life would you??

Hey, I'm nothing if not persistent
....and consistent
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


excited_4_now 53F
Ask me for a photo
5464 posts
3/6/2015 4:13 pm

 You'd never guess I was 6'2", 200lbs and hung like a large donkey in real life would you??


I would need to see a "selfie" so I can give my scientific opinion on this one
If it was good, its great but if it was bad then you call that experience

E-4-N


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
3/9/2015 7:41 am
    Quoting excited_4_now:
    You'd never guess I was 6'2", 200lbs and hung like a large donkey in real life would you??


    I would need to see a "selfie" so I can give my scientific opinion on this one
lol

any excuse, huh?
"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
3/18/2015 3:27 pm

 Let me know when you fire up the chemistry set in the basement for the "anti Viagra" I'll invest.
Take it easy, guns are cold.


spudsy1000 50M
6594 posts
3/18/2015 3:33 pm
    Quoting gunner4440:
    Let me know when you fire up the chemistry set in the basement for the "anti Viagra" I'll invest.
Funny you should mention that......

"A full blown basket of hash browns with a steaming cup of 'WTF?" on the side"

Enter my Lair: spudsy1000


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