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Penis Requests a Raise.
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Penis Requests a Raise. I,the penis,hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labor I work at great depths I plunge head first into everything I do I do not get weekends off or public holidays I work in a<b> damp </font></b>environment I don't get paid overtime I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation I work in high temperatures My work exposes me to contagious diseases Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You do not work 8 hours straight You fall asleep on the job after brief work period You do not always follow the orders of the management team You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing You'll retire well before reaching 65 You're unable to work double shifts You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags. Sincerely, The Management Finding a good man is like nailing jello to a tree. |
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An oldie, but a 'greatie' nevertheless. However, I must object to one of "The Management's" assertions, to wit: "You'll retire well before reaching 65". I'm not there yet, but I guarantee that fate will befall my penis only over my dead... ummmmm, NEVERMIND!!! I believe Pablo Casals, the legendary cellist, fathered a child when he was well over 90, but I was unable to confirm that; my googling skills need further refinement. What I did find however was a wonderful quote from him on Wikipedia. When asked (at age 93) why he continued to practice the cello three hours a day, Casals replied "I'm beginning to notice some improvement".
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9/6/2009 11:26 am |
hilarious, a sexy lady and a sense of humor is quite a good combination...
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9/13/2009 9:55 pm |
You are always very entertaining 
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Utterly entertaining israelit...One of the most prolific bloggers here on FriendFinder-x. Three cheers for the exceptions to every rule!
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very clever
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