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Blogs > peekabooicu2ucme > Musings and mayhem of my mind

I'll do you, then you do me  

peekabooicu2ucme 46F
3728 posts
10/20/2009 6:14 pm
I'll do you, then you do me
I find myself in need of a quick pick me up, but I'm not all selfish and stuff so I figured I'd give you all one first.

Blonde Car Accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Did ya giggle a bit? Ok so now give me one. Pretty please?

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WonDumFok 60M
25277 posts
10/20/2009 6:57 pm

 Two cannibals capture a missionary and cook him up. Won started eating at the head and the other started eating at the feet... after about ten minutes or so, won of them asked the other, "how you doing?" and the other won replied "having a ball" and the first won snapped back "Slow down damnit you're eating too fast!"

Won

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mitosisman 35M

10/20/2009 6:58 pm

 Get a piece of pen and paper ready...

A blonde woman walks into an auto parts store and the parts man asks how she is doing and what can he do for her. She replies, "Fine, I need a seven-ten cap for my car." The man asks," A seven-ten cap? Where does it go, I've never heard of such a thing?"

The blonde angrily replies, "It goes on top of the engine and don't think just because I'm blonde I don't know what I'm talking about!!" Perplexed, the parts man asks if she would draw him a picture and maybe help him out in figuring out what it is she needs.

Now draw 710 on your paper and turn it upside down.


peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
10/20/2009 7:13 pm
    Quoting WonDumFok:
    Two cannibals capture a missionary and cook him up. Won started eating at the head and the other started eating at the feet... after about ten minutes or so, won of them asked the other, "how you doing?" and the other won replied "having a ball" and the first won snapped back "Slow down damnit you're eating too fast!"

    Won
Thanks!
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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
10/20/2009 7:13 pm
    Quoting mitosisman:
    Get a piece of pen and paper ready...

    A blonde woman walks into an auto parts store and the parts man asks how she is doing and what can he do for her. She replies, "Fine, I need a seven-ten cap for my car." The man asks," A seven-ten cap? Where does it go, I've never heard of such a thing?"

    The blonde angrily replies, "It goes on top of the engine and don't think just because I'm blonde I don't know what I'm talking about!!" Perplexed, the parts man asks if she would draw him a picture and maybe help him out in figuring out what it is she needs.

    Now draw 710 on your paper and turn it upside down.
Very nice! Thank you!
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WonDumFok 60M
25277 posts
10/21/2009 6:02 am
    Quoting  :


Won

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citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
10/21/2009 7:50 am

 A blonde is pulled over by the police for speeding. The officer asks to see her licence. "Are you for real?" says the blonde. "You guys are so disorganised. Last week you took my licence away and now you want to see it again!"


peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
10/21/2009 8:04 am
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Thanks!
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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
10/21/2009 8:08 am
    Quoting citizen4722:
    A blonde is pulled over by the police for speeding. The officer asks to see her licence. "Are you for real?" says the blonde. "You guys are so disorganised. Last week you took my licence away and now you want to see it again!"
LMAO I'll have to share this with a blonde friend of mine... Thank you!
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peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
10/21/2009 11:57 am
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That is funny! Thank you!
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rm_puddinghead4 62M
3132 posts
10/21/2009 11:20 pm

 There were three dicks standing on the corner talking about how hard their lives were.
The first dick said, "I have it the worst, my master plays with me all night".
The second dick said, "No, I have it much worse than you, my master strokes me all night".
The third dick says, "That's nothing, my master puts a plastic bag over my head, shoves me in a dark tunnel, and makes me do pushups until I puke".


peekabooicu2ucme 46F
4530 posts
10/22/2009 2:41 pm
    Quoting rm_puddinghead4:
    There were three dicks standing on the corner talking about how hard their lives were.
    The first dick said, "I have it the worst, my master plays with me all night".
    The second dick said, "No, I have it much worse than you, my master strokes me all night".
    The third dick says, "That's nothing, my master puts a plastic bag over my head, shoves me in a dark tunnel, and makes me do pushups until I puke".
It's a classic. Thanks!
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