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The Hostess with the MOSTESS?????
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The Hostess with the MOSTESS????? HOW FUCKING CORNY RIGHT???? So Look, I haven't talked to my Biker in a few days. (I hate these days, since he generally talks to me most days, to instruct me on the ways of this cruel world) I know I mentioned how I was dreading that time when his significant other would take a walk on the wild side. I am proud (well not really proud, but it makes him happy) to say that their visit to the private "club" went better than he expected. Funny thing was, is that the hostess at this club, was someone that we both know but didn't know this is what she did for a living. Anyhow, I really didn't want to much info bout his adventure without me, not to be rude, but I live in my own little Biker and Princess world, I like it that way...What fun is it to think about him and his significant other playing??? repeat after me...NONE. But I'm cool with that, it is what it is and he's all mine when I'm with him. Sorry lost my train of thought. So we are talking about this acquaintance of ours who is this hostess, and she is cute but not really a likely candidate for this sort of gig. So we say good bye and I walk back into work thinking about how much I hate my job and how I am about to get fucked up the ass, dry and hard without being kissed by some muther fuckin' asshole on a construction site that owes me money. He will call me a cunt, I will say, thanks but you really don't know me well enough to be talkin so sweet to me (yes this has happened on more occasions than I care to count---fucking assholes) THEN IT OCCURS TO ME...SONOFABITCH, I would make a perfect hostess for a private sex club. I immediately e-mail BDB (Big Daddy Biker) and say the following: From: Gi & Roc Sent: Wednesday, August 05, 2009 4:09 PM To: Subject: I think that I would make a very excellent hostess at a private club. What do you think? That would have been a perfect place for me to work. HIS REPLY TO ME HAD ME HYPER-VENTILATING AND REMINDED ME WHAT ENDEARS HIM TO ME: From: Rocky To: Gi & Roc Sent: Wednesday, August 5, 2009 5:24:33 PM Subject: RE: AFTER REVIEW AND DEEP CONSIDERATION I’VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THERE WOULD BE SOME ISSUE’S FOR YOU AS A HOSTESS AND A PRIVATE CLUB>>>>> 1ST. THE GOOD STUFF, YOU ARE WELL SUITED FOR THE JOB BECAUSE OF YOUR BUBBLY AND VERY CONGENIAL PERSONALITY!!!!2ND. YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF THE SPORT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 3RD. YOU DRESS WELL FOR THE JOB……. NOW THE BAD>>>>>>>YOU WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO FINISH A TOUR BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE SUCK SOME COCK OR LICKING SOME CUNT BEFORE YOU’D FINISH THE TOUR THEN THERE’D BE A LINE FORMING FROM THE DELAY THEN FRUSTRATION WOULD SET IN ON ALL THESE HORNY PEOPLE AND A RIOT WOULD ENSUE AND THEY’D SET THE PLACE ON FIRE AND THE BUILDING WOULD BURN DOWN THEN THERE WOULD NO LONGER BE THIS DEVIANT HIDDEN SNAKE PIT FOR ALL THESE ORGIESTIC NOT SURE IF THAT’S A WORD BUT I LIKE IT EVENTS TO TAKE PLACE AND THEN THE WORLD WOULD WOBBLE AND EVERY ONE WOULD HAVE EQUILIBRIUM PROBLEMSAND ALL BECAUSE YOU NEVER MET A COCK YOU DIDN’T LIKE OR SO THE STORY GOES AND YOU ALSO HAVE A LARGE CRAVING FOR JUICY PUSSY AND I’M NOT SURE YOU’RE THE GIRL FOR THE HOSTESS JOB UNTIL YOU CAN CONTROL YOURSELF YOUNG LADY.BUT I LOVE THE IDEA…… It just begs to be said...I don't give a flying rats ass who this man lives with and fucks on a regular basis. We understand each other...most times anyway and it such a turn on to have a friend with benefits like that. There is not a fucking soul out there that knows me better than he. This is because I am the female version of him and vice versa. That is hard to find. It is always scary when you find it too, it's almost like you try to top each other...hell we have years to test this theory...or so I hope. AND TO YOU MY BIG DADDY BIKER, MY WEST IS STILL WILDER THAN YOURS...lol...Luv U  THE PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS OF NAUGHTINESS- PPP (Y)  |
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