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My husband is computer AFF Stupid....
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My husband is computer AFF Stupid....    Ok my husband can be such a puts at times. He was getting a bit jealous of all the male attention that I was getting, so he went on FriendFinder-x and opened his own profile and did not tell me about it. OK I do not have a problem with that. He is entitled to play if he wants as long as he does it safe and does not lie to me about it. He is always aware of who I am with and when. So he opened this site and what does he do? He makes himself sound like this really hot, stud type of guy that all the women want. And he assumed that I would head over heels in lust with this guy. He started to send me flirts, hot-listed me and even emailed me a bunch of times. This went on for about 2 weeks and he really had me going there for a bit. I thought wow this young hot blooded stud wants me. Made me feel good and I was looking forward to meeting him. Then all of a sudden he started to tell me that he had changed his mind and that he was not interested in such an OLD LADY.....That he only wanted sweet young women who needed a<b> sugar daddy. </font></b>I was so upset that I wanted to throw the laptop out the window. Then one day I came home from work and because he is computer stupid I stumbled across his profile and password to get on his site. He had actually forgotten to shut it down and with a little detective work I was able to get on his site with no trouble. After viewing his profile I realized that it had been him that was sending me all these flirts and emails and he had actually thought it was funny to lead me on. NOT SMART HONEY..I had been burned by two men on this site already so I was not going to let another one do it to me. Even if he was my husband. I went in and checked his cupid listing and here he had put down that he was only interested in young, slim women with big tits and long blond hair. No old ladies please and no men. Ages 18 to 30. Oh now this made me mad, really mad. So I knew that I had to get even with him.  I gained access into his email account and found that he was emailing a lady and that they had made plans to meet. She then set up a meeting with him and asked him if he was married and he told her yes but I (the wife) did not have a clue as to what he was up to. He said that he could take time off of work so we could fuck the day away. Mind you he had not said a thing to me at all.  Ok so I continued to play stupid here and act like I did not know what the heck was going on. He told me that he needed to go out of town for a few days on business and that he would not be back until Thursday. But he then emails that lady and tells her that he could come back Tue. and spend two days with her at a motel fucking and what ever else came along. Oh this really made me angry.  Well I got a bit upset here at this, I have never gone behind his back and lied to him about who I was with, I have never spent money on any of these guys except for maybe lunch and I have never stayed the night with any of them because he asked me not too. I respected his request and now he was going to spend two days with this lady.  Ok so I intercepted his emails from her and broke it off with her and gave him no reason why. I then went in to his cupid setting and changed it to gay and said he was looking for men 50 and older, he wanted them bald and no teeth.  He could not figure out what in the hell was going on, no longer were these sweet 20 something girls emailing him, but instead he was getting old gay men after him. I then went back in and changed his cupid settings to that he was seeking old wrinkly ladies that were 70 and older. I said that he got turned on by the old girls that wore girdles and needed to fling their tits over their shoulders so they would not trip over them.  Well this really got him pissed and he just about went nuts when he saw who was now hot listing him. An 89 year old grandma who wanted to be a cougar and nail what she thought was this hot young 30 year old stud who had the body of a god. He took one look at her picture and just about puked.  He could not figure out what in the hell was going on and he still would not tell me that he had his own site. He kept asking me how many guys were hot listing me and I said about 25 a day and that I have had over 10,000 views in about 8 months. He through up his hands in defeat and Findley admitted to me what he had done.  Well I could not contain my laughter anymore I broke down and told him that I knew what he had been doing for months and it was I who had changed his cupid setting.  I did go back and fixed his site for him and he promised that he would not fuck with me any more because he now knew that I fuck back.....   I am who I am and I am not going to change for anyone, so don't ask!         |
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No he would not, that is good news, I believe I can fly lol I am who I am and I am not going to change for anyone, so don't ask!
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 Well if he was a Realman like you he would not have a jealousy issue in the first place would he? Yes the computer went out the window along with the guy who built the dam thing........ Is life getting you down? Then Come to My Blog! [blog 05realman21] You will leave with a smile! Check out my profile to find out what a REALman is like! Click here! Join my alien group and get a free anal probe from Splurgee! Click here! Realman & Splurgee Agony Aunts
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It was funny and no he is not that simple minded, he is just a bit on the blond side...... I am who I am and I am not going to change for anyone, so don't ask!
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Yes I know that I am wicked, and who is calling the kettle black, look how much you drink. Are you man enough to beat my ass? I am who I am and I am not going to change for anyone, so don't ask!
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I know but then that would not have been fair would it? But on the other hand do I care? I am who I am and I am not going to change for anyone, so don't ask!
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Chuck I am so glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for the complement about the photo. I am who I am and I am not going to change for anyone, so don't ask!
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And this is why i never fuck women over because you don't just get even you get dangerous, Mind you top marks for the inventiveness especially the flirts from men and oldies,now that made me laugh. I'm impressed.I am who I am and I am not going to change for anyone, so don't ask!
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Well put it this way, I am not the type to stay mad, honey I get even, very even. So he had better learned his lesson or I will set him up with a one legged, one eye, bald headed 96 year old woman who has no teeth and her pussy is so weather beaten and stretched out of shape a man might get lost in it...... I am who I am and I am not going to change for anyone, so don't ask!
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I see you followed my advice and made a post about this, really fuckin funny, and I hope you threw that damn computer out the fuckin window lol Well if he was a Realman like you he would not have a jealousy issue in the first place would he? Yes the computer went out the window along with the guy who built the dam thing........ I am who I am and I am not going to change for anyone, so don't ask!
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I see you followed my advice and made a post about this, really fuckin funny, and I hope you threw that damn computer out the fuckin window lol Is life getting you down? Then Come to My Blog! [blog 05realman21] You will leave with a smile! Check out my profile to find out what a REALman is like! Click here! Join my alien group and get a free anal probe from Splurgee! Click here! Realman & Splurgee Agony Aunts
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And this is why i never fuck women over because you don't just get even you get dangerous, Mind you top marks for the inventiveness especially the flirts from men and oldies,now that made me laugh. I'm impressed. Truth,kindness and respect is what i give,and thats all i ask in return How to treat the ladies There39s a right way and a wrong way
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