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Blogs > rm_metalmama69 > Mistress Metal's Mosh Pit

Some GOOD things about high gas prices  

rm_metalmama69 49F
3801 posts
5/7/2008 11:30 pm

Last Read:
7/16/2008 8:41 pm
Some GOOD things about high gas prices
The one good thing about the high price of gas these days is that the street gangs can't afford to do drive by shootings anymore

Sunday drivers actually wait until Sunday rather than Saturday to drive

Now that people are looking at alternative modes of transportation, the Emergency rooms aren't as busy with drunk driving accidents. You'd have to be a real moron to wreck your !

is way down too now that people have cut down their driving. You pull up to a on your bicycle and where do you expect her to ride? On the handlebars? Any self respecting would rather not, thank you very much!

Considering that 78% of the arrests made in our county last year were drunk driving related, the cops have had to improvise to keep from getting bored. They now have new consumption laws:
WWI- Walking While Intoxicated
SWI- Staggering While Intoxicated
FDWI- Falling Down While Intoxicated
SBWI- Spilling Beer While Intoxicated
SBWS- Spilling Beer While Sober
RBWI- Riding a Bicycle While Intoxicated
RCWI- Riding in a Cab While Intoxicated
SkBdWI- Skate Boarding While Intoxicated
RSWI- Roller Skating While Intoxicated
RrBgWI- Roller Blading While Intoxicated
LFWI- Loud Farting While Intoxicated
RHWI- Riding a While Intoxicated
RJWI- Riding a Jackass While Intoxicated
RLAWI- Riding a Lard Ass While Intoxicated
BPWCDNKKWI- Bribing Cops With Cheap Donuts & Not Krispy Kremes While Intoxicated

hehehehe! I guess the high gas prices are not all THAT bad. However, I could be wrong...
I just made this whole thing up and I'm suffering from insomnia. I'll let you know if I change my mind when I get home from the Pub later tonight!



rm_cru1972 52M
4407 posts
6/26/2008 5:35 pm

 But you missed my Favorite!!!! Drunk while mowing.


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
6/5/2008 3:40 pm

 Where you at girl?
Pull My Fucking Hair!


bustybettyboop 57F
59311 posts
5/16/2008 6:46 am

 lol..your sooo cute..lol!

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NickRules999 46M
9458 posts
5/9/2008 10:53 pm

 Funny as hell. LOL
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Sorceror07 62M

5/9/2008 7:41 am

 omg!! that's hysterical! heheh!

hey... pull my finger and we'll get rich
...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


rm_bonogirl1 56F
6913 posts
5/9/2008 12:06 am

 hehe..awesome
She's Dangerous cause she's Honest-(U2)


CreoleKittee 53F

5/8/2008 9:42 am

 ~lmao~ too fuckin' funny!!!
~kittee kisses~


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Song of Songs 7:6


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