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Blogs > rm_metalmama69 > Mistress Metal's Mosh Pit

Wet toilet seat.....  

rm_metalmama69 49F
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1/19/2007 8:33 am

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1/21/2007 5:02 pm
Wet toilet seat.....
WTF is up with a wet toilet seat anyway???

Sorceror07 NEVER wet the toilet seat when we lived together!!! I'd bet my last dollar that he won't wet any of the toilet seats in our new house either. I've never went in while he used the bathroom but I am sure he lifted that seat every single time!

So how, other than complete disregard for others or lack of personal cleanliness, does a toilet seat end up wet anyway???

I've also noticed wet spots around the toilet on the floor, almost daily. I am probably the only ex wife on Earth who cleans a grown man's piss on a daily basis!

I'll tell you how these things happen from my own personal, aggravated, irritated ex wife point of view.
#1- The ex is too friggin tall!!! The pee has to travel at least 3 feet before hitting water. By the time it hits it is traveling at the speed of light!
#2- Because he's so tall he has no perception of how far away he is from the toilet. There is a mathematical formula I could get into about a man's height, verses the length of his dick, divided by the law of gravity and the amount of urine but it's too complicated. Sorry, but I'm only half way thru my first cup of coffee!
#3- He waits too long, so by the time he does pee it splashes like Niagara Falls!
#4- I expect him to just know these things. He is a guy after all and who should know better about peeing standing up but a guy?!
#5- I never put up the sign behind the toilet that reads:

"Move in a little closer my friend, it is NOT as long as you think it is!"

So, if you take numbers 4 and 5 into consideration, does that mean the wet toilet seat is really MY fault???
rm_metalmama69 49F
3878 posts
1/21/2007 5:02 pm
    Quoting thikhead:
    i always sit down.
    why not?
    i never miss, no matter how many adult beverages i might have had.
    and i never have to clean up after myself,
    because i never make a mess.
    and,
    its less work,
    because i can let it dangle,
    instead of having to hold it.
    i leave that to her . . .
EXCELLENT!If all men who are "missers" did that the bathroom would be a much drier place!


thikhead 67M
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1/21/2007 4:20 pm

 i always sit down.
why not?
i never miss, no matter how many adult beverages i might have had.
and i never have to clean up after myself,
because i never make a mess.
and,
its less work,
because i can let it dangle,
instead of having to hold it.
i leave that to her . . .
"well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"


StillSmokin_2oo6 51M/50F
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1/19/2007 10:36 am

 I didn't even think of that and what a great thought it is,,,or should I say not such a great though,,,I hope like hell they're at least wipin their legs off...


rm_metalmama69 49F
3878 posts
1/19/2007 9:59 am
    Quoting StillSmokin_2oo6:
    there are some things in life ya just don't do,,,one of which being never piss on the toilet seatand if ya do at least have enough common courtesy to wipe it the fuck up so the next person doesn't have to....
What also occurred to me is the fact that if the floor is getting splattered on, then it stands to reason that the legs are too

Karma, perhaps?


StillSmokin_2oo6 51M/50F
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1/19/2007 9:21 am

 there are some things in life ya just don't do,,,one of which being never piss on the toilet seatand if ya do at least have enough common courtesy to wipe it the fuck up so the next person doesn't have to....


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