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Introducing Trailer Trash Barbie...
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Introducing Trailer Trash Barbie... When I was growing up this was my favorite toy... Now every girl can live the fantasy of ignorance and poverty with her special trailer-park friend. She's larger and meaner than them other prissy, stuck-up, think they're better'n you Barbie's. Every Trailer Trash Barbie comes complete with: *2 packs of Marlboro Lights for Barbie's smoking pleasure! *A 6-pack of cheap beer (It's on sale) To refresh Barbie during her busy day of bitching and watching TV. *Stylish, every occasion Spandex pants, halter top and flip flops. Hot pants and blue jean cut-offs may be substituted on dolls shipped to Alabama. *Miracle-o'procreation button! Press the button on Barbie's back and she's pregnant again! *Action bitch pull string! Barbie can say 11 phrases including... *I tol' jew gd#@! to git the hell outta my yard! *Git me another beer baybee *Whur's my f*#!@n cigarettes? *And many more Also Available: *Barbie Doublewide Dream Trailer. Mobile home fun complete with stained carpet, broken steps and TV set. Barbie's wormy pet cat Rufus also included. Disassembles for use with the Tornado Action Play set (sold separately) *Barbie Dream Car...1986 Chevy Chevette in mix'n-match colors and smokin' chokin' exhaust. Coat hanger radio antenna. Holds 2 Trailer Trash Barbies *Abusive boyfriend Ken with Asskickin' leg action and Slap backhand. With cowboy boots and Mad 20/20 bottle. Curses, mumbles when string is pulled. Free can of Copenhagen if you purchase now. *Married life Ken with Beer-belly Expanding Waste (TM). Molded to recliner. With TV remote, beer, chips. Says...Shut up woman and Git me a beer. (Waste cannot be reduced once expanded) This is a joke people...laugh a little it's friday   |
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10/7/2005 3:06 pm |
Outstanding but you forgot the multiply pierced ears and a ring for every finger. A tattoo would be good, too. Perhaps a Barbie tattoo kit. A telephone stuck to her ear would be a good touch and five quick responses to bill collectors, like, The Lady of the House isn't in right now, can I take a message?". You've got a gift for comedy girl, keep it up.
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This is cute and very funny, thanks for the laugh, I needed that. I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"  
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