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THIS IS WHAT TEACHERS DO ON THEIR BIRTHDAY
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THIS IS WHAT TEACHERS DO ON THEIR BIRTHDAY This post is my contribution to the twenty-first virtual symposium occasionally but brilliantly organised by our supreme cult leader humorlife. Contributions to the 'Teachers' virtual symposium can be found at the Participants List For the Twentyfirst Virtual Symposium Teachers.  As a teacher, almost everyone assumes I don’t work over the summer. It’s not true; though I don’t teach, I still have tutorials, research, preparation and the dreaded paperwork to do! It’s my birthday today and below is what I did on my birthday. Well, I’ve so far done two of the three things albeit not naked. I have every intention of doing the third thing naked provided I don’t drink too much dry white wine. I’m now on my second bottle! Probably everyone can remember their most and least favourite teachers at school. But teaching doesn’t stop at school. I was thinking about how I was taught about sex. My parents certainly didn’t do much on that front; they bought a book on how to talk about sex to but they never got round to telling me. By the time I started big school I thought a woman had to drink a man’s urine to get pregnant. My school didn’t help that much unless being taught how flowers pollinate counts! Slowly school friends told me things. Porn magazines were helpful but they tended to portray sex as something that other people do. What was your sex education like? It wasn’t until I had girlfriends that I started to know more about sex. It was done by experience, usually bad experience at the start. But I soon learnt that sex doesn’t need to be learnt or taught. It just happens and if you feel comfortable with someone it’ll happen better. If only my parents and school had told me that!    |
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Happy Birthday!!!   My early sex ed was fairly similar. .. It wasn't until a "mature" (30yo) picked me up at a bar when I was 21 that I learned to really slow down, take my time and enjoy the whole experience. 
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My sex education was pretty non existent....nothing from my parents and nothing at school either. I learned it all (or almost all) from my first proper boyfriend.  Happy Birthday Spunky.  ~~Anais Nin~~
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Big Happy Birthday Spunky!!!!! Sex education at my school wasn't much! I think they forgot a whole bunch of things hugssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Happy birthday you perv!  What was your sex education like? I got a course in fifth grade that covered the physical basics but I learned a lot more from books and magazines and on the job training. Some training programs are lots of fun! Vive La Difference
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My sex education came from sneaking a look at my brother's sex manuals and Playboy collection that he packed away while he was a college. Please don't let me be misunderstood.
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Bonjour Spunky J'ai tout appris sur le tas Bon anniversaire ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky I learned everything on the job Happy Birthday ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥ 
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First of all, happy birthday! As usual this is a fun post. What was your sex education like? Not so different from yours, it sounds like. I first got the lowdown from a book by James T. Farrell, "A World I Never Made". It was about the Chicago Irish at the turn of the century and in one chapter Bill Lonigan explained the facts of life to his younger cousin Danny O'Neill. I was a farm kid so I knew animals had sex- I knew how that worked. But I was a kid so it didn't necessarily follow that we were just like the animals. It was quite a revelation to finally figure out that we're animals too, if we're doing it right. I got lucky and found a girlfriend who was quite an animal in the sack. As a matter of fact, I just got a message from her on AssPlace last week. i was pretty excited but it turned out she had become a travel agent and was trying to sell me a cruise. I guess the animal impression might have been a bit one sided.  Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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What was your sex education like? Mostly on the job training Happy Birthday!!! Here is a special cake to distract you [image]
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We never had sex education in school and my parents never spoke of sex!
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I homeschooled and when the kids weren't in the middle of lessons (they went at their own pace), I was researching materials and curriculums, sometimes making my own. They can learn about sex from their lovers when they get of age but I am ready to talk to them about any of that and NOT be embarrassed! Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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I like this 3867353
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Grew up on a farm. One of the farm hands told me people fuck like goats but also facing each other. In hindsight not a bad description. Celebrating birthday with another both wearing birthday suit is the best. Happy Birthday. "Rules for happiness: something to do, someone to love, something to hope for.”― Immanuel Kant .
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We didn't have any sex education at all in any of the schools that I attended. Certainly not in the boys classes. We all had to fend for ourselves! I found my first porn mag on a rubbish tip. I must have been 11 or 12 at the time. Don't ask what I was doing there! 
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happy birthday.... hope you get to go for a row, nekkid or not
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No formal education rather learning through trial and error! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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I try again ! Happy birthday Mister Spunky [image] Sommaire Et la souffrance vgtale L'être idéal ? Un ange dévasté par l'humour. E.M. Cioran
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We never had sex education in school and my parents never spoke of sex! (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Happy Birthday! There were no sex education in school and my parents never talked to me about sex. I thought that children came from cabbage patch until I was 16. [image] Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Happy Birthday!!! My early sex ed was fairly similar. .. It wasn't until a "mature" (30yo) picked me up at a bar when I was 21 that I learned to really slow down, take my time and enjoy the whole experience.
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My sex education was pretty non existent....nothing from my parents and nothing at school either. I learned it all (or almost all) from my first proper boyfriend. Happy Birthday Spunky.
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Big Happy Birthday Spunky!!!!! Sex education at my school wasn't much! I think they forgot a whole bunch of things hugssssssss V
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Happy birthday you perv! What was your sex education like? I got a course in fifth grade that covered the physical basics but I learned a lot more from books and magazines and on the job training. Some training programs are lots of fun!
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My sex education came from sneaking a look at my brother's sex manuals and Playboy collection that he packed away while he was a college. Thanks for stopping by.
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Bonjour Spunky J'ai tout appris sur le tas Bon anniversaire ♥ Bisou ♥ Poton ♥ Annie ♥ Hello Spunky I learned everything on the job Happy Birthday ♥ Kiss ♥ Annie ♥ On-the-job sex training is probably the best way to get sex-educated!
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First of all, happy birthday! As usual this is a fun post. What was your sex education like? Not so different from yours, it sounds like. I first got the lowdown from a book by James T. Farrell, "A World I Never Made". It was about the Chicago Irish at the turn of the century and in one chapter Bill Lonigan explained the facts of life to his younger cousin Danny O'Neill. I was a farm kid so I knew animals had sex- I knew how that worked. But I was a kid so it didn't necessarily follow that we were just like the animals. It was quite a revelation to finally figure out that we're animals too, if we're doing it right. I got lucky and found a girlfriend who was quite an animal in the sack. As a matter of fact, I just got a message from her on AssPlace last week. i was pretty excited but it turned out she had become a travel agent and was trying to sell me a cruise. I guess the animal impression might have been a bit one sided. We can always learn a lot from animals, even about sex!
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