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MY FIVE BIRTHDAY WISHES - WINE, BOOK, BUCKET, BINOCULARS AND BLOW-JOB
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MY FIVE BIRTHDAY WISHES - WINE, BOOK, BUCKET, BINOCULARS AND BLOW-JOB  It’s my birthday today! Given covid, my birthday celebrations will be quite low-key. There’ll be a birthday meal but there’ll be no birthday party. How do you normally celebrate your birthday? Though I’m going to have a quiet birthday, I am expecting birthday presents. A few weeks ago I issued a birthday present list so people don’t waste their money by buying me something I don’t need or want. Unwanted birthday presents always get recycled! Do you re-gift unwanted presents? There are five items on this year’s birthday present list. First, there is wine. I’ve asked for my favourite wine, Pouilly-Fumé, a French dry white wine. I’m hoping for a case but I’ll probably be lucky just to get one bottle as it’s quite expensive. Second on my list is the book, Spike, by Jeremy Farrar, a leading scientist in the fight against coronavirus. In the book he charts the ineptitude of the Johnson Government in dealing with the pandemic here in Britain. Johnson - I can’t call him Boris - is at best a clown who has lied his way into office and at worst a clown who is lying his way in office. The third tem on my birthday present list is a bucket - not just any bucket but a Marcelo Bielsa bucket. Marcelo Bielsa is the iconic manager of my beloved football team, Leeds United. At games he often sits on the bucket on the sidelines. I’ll be sitting on the bucket when watching Leeds United games on television! Fourth on my present list is a pair of binoculars, an essential for my planned honeymoon safari in Tanzania next summer, covid-permitting. The fifth and final item on my list is a blow-job from two women. I know I won’t get this but a man can surely live in hope on his birthday! |
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“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” (Mark Twain)
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Happy Birthday 🎉🎈 I will be alone as usual next month on my birthday The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness. 
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[image] My oldest sister often plans special birthdays. It's my brother's birthday in two weeks so, no doubt we'll be out that night (5 siblings and friends). I don't re-gift unwanted gifts. I hope you get at least one of those gifts you want on your birthday. 
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Happy Birthday. I waved. Is THAT on your list? Cheers 🍷 🍷 😎 ❗ ❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday Dear Spunkycumfun, Happy Birthday To You And Many More. I hope you get all you desire for your special day and enjoy it..  Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Hope your Birthday day was a happy one!
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Happy Birthday!! That blowjob is going to be epic if it takes two women. Please record it so we can all watch
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Happy Birthday Spunky. I wish you to drink your bucket of Pouilly Fumé with a pipe (it's an excellent wine ) A pipe, that's how we call a blowjob in France  Sommaire Et la souffrance vgtale L'être idéal ? Un ange dévasté par l'humour. E.M. Cioran
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What a wonderful Birthday! I generally just ignore it, but I do admire your desires. The 5th one did catch my eye and I think I will possibly request it
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Happy birthday, birthday boy!!
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Many Happy returns to the Day....hope it was wonderful. Hope you get ALL that you wanted. Let us know !! My last bday was very very low key with takeout. Just happy to have a bday ~ Cheers to you🎉🎂
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Happy brothday McPunkster, hope you're having a good un. I prefer low key all years........mainly because I don't like being centre of attention (not even secretly).
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Happy belated birthday wishes........ and no, I've never regifted a blow job. 
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Happy Birthday 🎉🎈 I will be alone as usual next month on my birthday
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[image] My oldest sister often plans special birthdays. It's my brother's birthday in two weeks so, no doubt we'll be out that night (5 siblings and friends). I don't re-gift unwanted gifts. I hope you get at least one of those gifts you want on your birthday.
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Happy Birthday. I waved. Is THAT on your list? Cheers 🍷 🍷 😎 ❗ ❗
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Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday Dear Spunkycumfun, Happy Birthday To You And Many More. I hope you get all you desire for your special day and enjoy it..
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Hope your Birthday day was a happy one!
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Only one item - the wine - was checked off my birthday list. There's always next year!
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Happy Birthday!! That blowjob is going to be epic if it takes two women. Please record it so we can all watch
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Happy Birthday Spunky. I wish you to drink your bucket of Pouilly Fumé with a pipe (it's an excellent wine )A pipe, that's how we call a blowjob in France
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What a wonderful Birthday! I generally just ignore it, but I do admire your desires. The 5th one did catch my eye and I think I will possibly request it
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Happy birthday, birthday boy!!
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