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Blogs > spunkycumfun > Sexy TIMES

HOW BABIES ARE MADE
 

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/10/2021 10:52 am
    Quoting  :
I was the oldest brother, so I had no older siblings to tell me the facts of life. I didn't tell my younger brother the facts of life and he went on to father three kids. It's probably a good job I didn't tell him!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/10/2021 11:39 am
    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    I think I learned about baby making from books. Then my brothers Hustler magazines.
    I taught all 4 kids how babies are made as well as menstruation and birth control. They would have preferred I skip it, LOL.
Learning how to make babies from Hustler sounds the best way. I hope you gave your four kids a copy of Hustler!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/10/2021 11:43 am
    Quoting smartasswoman:
    I have zero memory of learning about it, so god only knows when and how I found out. I do remember in fourth or fifth grade, the boys in the class were ushered out and the girls watched a dorky movie about menstruation - sponsored by Kimberly Clark of course! Somehow the movie managed to explain female anatomy in detail without ever addressing the sex part of the deal.

    I wonder what the boys did while we were watching that movie? Learned about nocturnal emissions?
Other animals, presumably, aren't told how to have sex and they get by fine, but then again they don't have films, books or the internet.
It would have been good if the boys in your class also saw the menstruation film.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/10/2021 11:44 am
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    When I was eight my best friend — next door — borrowed his older brother's deck of well illustrated playing cards; we filled in the blanks. 😮 ❗ ❗
Those cards must have been good, though perhaps they fired blanks! Oh no, another metaphor!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/10/2021 11:45 am
    Quoting  :
Your biology teacher was clearly in the wrong job!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/10/2021 11:46 am
    Quoting secret_lade:
    I first got the talk when I was about 7 and my mother was experiencing some emotional issues. All it managed to do was scare me. The second talk I received was when I was in 7th grade and had started my period. This talk, even worse, as it was merely a veiled threat that if I had sex I would now get pregnant and she shoved a box of pads at me.
Perhaps it's best we're not told the facts of life. Other animals don't get told and they seem to get by fine.


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
11/10/2021 11:47 am
    Quoting pal334:
    I really don't recall how. But it was fun researching . Mom did it all, a great lady and my military travel helped
Military travel seems to have helped you a lot in life. I would love to read a post about your military travels.


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