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The first of many... "Funny Dick Stories"
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The first of many... "Funny Dick Stories" Ring Of Fire Department: He wanted to prove he had the strongest dick but, sadly, a Newport Beach man, in September, fell short of the Guinness record, and how! The man, in his 50s, put his penis through a ring of steel that had a dumb weight attached to it, all in the hopes that it would make him big enough to be “chief of his tribe.” Well, the ring got stuck, his penis swelled up to five time its size, and it stayed that way for a few days before he asked for medical attention. When doctors realized they didn’t have the right tools to cut through the steel ring, they had to call the Fire Department to use the Jaws of Life to rescue his dick. |
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Sorry, couldn't resist
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Probably pretty painful, rot and fall off.
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AS a firefighter I can attest that the jaws of life would not be used anywhere near someones dick, it is nowhere near precise enough to do the job with out extreme risk to a patient. Most are hydralic which would mean it wouldn't reach a patient within a hospital room, although we do have smaller electric models they lack strength and the precision as well. a small diamond rotary cutter is probably what a hospital would use.
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1/2/2016 5:04 pm |
Damn
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love the story hope 2 see more
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how embarrassing
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