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Funny Dick Story...  

PourDamesOnly 62F
28 posts
1/12/2016 1:33 pm

Last Read:
11/26/2016 1:39 pm

Funny Dick Story...


Divorced... For His Gigantic Dong

There are a lot of reasons why marriages end. Infidelity, irreconcilable differences, they accidentally got married while drunk in Vegas. But here's one for the record books: She wanted out of the marriage because his weiner was too ginormous.

A Nigerian woman filed for divorce from her husband after only one week, claiming that his penis was "too big" and their sexual experiences were "a nightmare." Despite several attempts to make it work, and some pain medication given to her by her mother (who insisted that her would eventually "be able to cope"), the woman decided that her hubbie's unreasonable girth was just, well... unreasonable.

The husband didn't refute the charges (why would he?), and agreed to a divorce if his ex-wife paid back the dowry (about $300). Which just goes to show you... wow, a dowry is still something that married couples do? How adorably 19th century!

Bdysnatcher 61M
1021 posts
1/12/2016 2:16 pm

That is definitely a new one for the books!!!


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