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Funny Dick Story...
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Funny Dick Story... So my friend Nate was in South Carolina for the summer, and he went out for a night of drinking. He met an older lady (Nate was 21, she was in her 40’s) and apparently hit it off. They left together, but since Nate was staying with his aunt and uncle, and she was married, they didn’t have a proper place to go have a fuck. They decide to just pull over and have at it right there in some random field. So, Nate gets off, they get back in the car, he drops her off, and he goes home to get some rest. He went to the bathroom to piss out some of the beer he drank that night and looked down at his dick. It was GREEN. So, naturally, he freaks out and calls the girl up immediately. She answers and he immediately demands to know what the fuck is up with his dick being all green. To which the random<b> older woman </font></b>replies: “Honey, you seemed to be enjoying yourself so much, I didn’t have the heart to tell you that you were fucking the space between my ass cheeks and the grass.”  |
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that was a good one, have to watch where you are and what you are doing
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I don't know if I should feel bad for the guy or the girl, but very funny either way. reach me in my blog titled private mail
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 . That was a funny.
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2 cool
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