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Green Perverts  

49AK 62M
646 posts
12/28/2008 2:24 am

Last Read:
3/13/2009 9:53 am

Green Perverts


There is a place you can go on the Internet and subscribe to a mailing list, and people in your community will post items that they have to give away that would otherwise be thrown out. The idea here is that one person's trash is another's treasure... and if the person who is getting rid of something thinks an item still has some life, why not give it to someone who has some use for it rather than toss the item in the landfill?

I've been a member for a while, and I've both given away some stuff and claimed some stuff, too. I gave away an old car, some garden plants and a number of other items... and I've claimed some very useful items, too... a computer monitor, a vegetable steamer, a mosquito zapper... all sorts of things.

Recently someone posted something... and it is definitely something that I could NOT use... but the idea of it was so compelling, I had to have it. I sent the gifter an email, and quickly got a reply - I was the first person to reply, and it was mine to pick up.

The item? An adult cheerleader costume.

The poster said that it had never been worn, and that it was very expensive. I immediately thought back to my high school days, where a cheerleader’s uniform was rather substantial - heavy material with felt appliqués. I thought perhaps I was getting the real deal. No matter, the price was right - free.

So the next morning I headed out to meet the gifter and pick up my treasure. Usually when one picks up some item from someone on this list, you go to the person's home, and they have the item sitting on their front porch in a bag with your name on it. This gifter decided that we should meet at the local grocery store - in the parking lot - which was fine with me. Grocery stores are generally easier to find than some apartment in some sprawling subdivision. But I suspect that there was some thought on the part of the gifter that perhaps she didn't want the recipient knowing exactly where she lived. It is one thing when you're giving away an old vacuum cleaner. Another thing when you're giving away something that has some potential to be loaded with meaning beyond the superficial.

When I got to the store to meet the gifter, it was a man who was there to meet me. I pulled up next to his car, we exchanged a cursory greeting, and he handed me a plastic grocery bag. Inside was a clear, heavy plastic bag with the costume inside. This package was quite a bit smaller than I had imagined, and any illusion I had that this was a cheerleader uniform rather than a cheerleader costume was gone.

I had other errands to run, so I didn't bother to open the package until I actually got home. It was the first order of business once I got inside and took off my jacket.

The clear bag has a small plastic snap and a white plastic hangar - the kind that the manufacturer would attach to the bag so as to allow the costume to be displayed inside the bag on a hanging display rack... though the entire costume easily fit into the 12" by 12" bag. I opened the bag, and inside was the one-piece dress, a warm-up jacket, and two pom poms. The dress itself is made of nylon and<b> spandex </font></b>- definitely intended to be a form-fitting garment. The jacket doesn't have a lot of stretch, and it is quite small. It isn't that the costume isn't substantial, but I don't think it is designed to endure much wear. Clearly the costume was designed for the wearer to engage in only a cursory stint of cheering, before retiring to some other activity.

Short of ordering it on the Internet, there is only one place that I could imagine even finding a costume like this... and that would explain why it was so expensive. It is also probably a good thing that it had never been worn before.

Honestly, the whole cheerleader thing isn’t all that high on my list of fantasies. And I also can’t imagine asking someone that I was involved with to actually wear it for me as some sort of erotic aid. And I didn’t really have any particular person in mind when I got it… though having looked at it, there are a few people that I could imagine wearing it. Perhaps I’ve found the perfect post-Christmas gift for some randy female friend of mine.

Are there any volunteers out there who might like to model it? *wink*

49AK 62M
1820 posts
12/29/2008 9:06 am

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I am all for it... I just have to find the right person to model it for us!

Volunteers??


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