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Blogs > Canice70 > Midnight Ramblings

"Real" women  

Canice70 51M
334 posts
7/11/2007 6:22 am

Last Read:
3/30/2009 1:30 pm
"Real" women

Considering the number of fake profiles on sites like this from women who seem too good to be true, I offer this story that I posted on the "Sex with a Celebrity Fantasy" part of the FriendFinder-x profile.

An old man and a young man are sitting on a park bench during the summer watching numerous attractive young women pass by them.

As one comes by, she smiles at them and the old man nudges the younger and says, "How about that blonde, sonny? She's a looker."

The young man yawns and says he's seen better.

Another stunning lady walks by, covertly looking them over, and the old man nods her way. "What about that brunette, youngster? She could be a model."

The young man shrugs and says he's seen better.

Finally, a gorgeous young woman in<b> spandex </font></b>jogs by, her flaming hair kept in a pony tail, turning heads wherever she goes, and blows a kiss at them.

"Now, sonny, you have to admit it, that redhead was as good as it gets!" the old man challenges.

The young man whips out a copy of Playboy, flips to the centerfold, and points at it.

"See that, old timer? Now THAT'S a woman..." he insists confidently.

The old man chuckles and says:

", THAT is a piece of paper."

Get the picture?

(In honor of all the REAL women I know on this site: Crazie, Jazz, RT, Mz. Huny, MAds, Smarty, Tiger, Florallei, Donhita, Cozy, TX, DaneNH, Delta, dimps, anytyme, Vixen, Nightlady, Tara, Sweets, and of course, MM! jk. If I left anyone out, you know who you are, so forgive my memory lapse.)
KILL YOUR TELEVISION!!!


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
7/11/2007 8:33 am

 Now if we can just get all men to believe this way that was sweet.
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


Canice70 replies on 7/11/2007 9:56 am:
Dammit! I knew I forgot someone!

Sorry, Lil. You know what I feel like, dontcha?

Thanks for the backup, though!

marathonman45202 60M
6640 posts
7/11/2007 9:11 am

 Thanks, I think!


Canice70 replies on 7/11/2007 9:57 am:
You're welcome, dear.

At least you're in good company!

rm_tara_ire 53T
8716 posts
7/11/2007 3:14 pm

 Aww thanks Canice.
I'm honored to be in such fantastic company,
especially MM

Thankyou


Canice70 replies on 7/14/2007 9:12 am:
He was equally shocked and thrilled at the same time.

dimplesfouryou 53F
24690 posts
7/14/2007 5:49 am

 Awwww, you know that I think you are all man, baby!

Thanks for including me on your list!
Dimps


Canice70 replies on 7/14/2007 9:18 am:
God, I hope I'm all man-I'm way too unorganized and lazy to ever handle being a woman!

You're welcome, babe!

rm_crazie4beach 60F
581 posts
7/14/2007 7:24 am

 Thanks!! That was so sweet.

Real people rule over Celluloid Heroes everytime.

Porta aperta per chi porta - chi non porta .. parta pur.


Canice70 replies on 7/14/2007 9:18 am:
I think so too, darlin'.

Glad to see ya.

purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
7/14/2007 12:55 pm

 You tell it sexy!
Pull My Fucking Hair!


Canice70 replies on 7/15/2007 7:27 am:
Hi, Purp! You should be on there too! Aargh!

Opals_fire 60F
2984 posts
7/15/2007 6:44 pm

 I'll forgive you, cause that's what real women do,

Great post, comments are even more fun! lol

hugs,
opal


Canice70 replies on 7/16/2007 4:32 am:
Yeah, I'm due for fifty lashes with a wet noodle, so to speak.

At least it brought a laugh to folks!

Donhita 65F

7/21/2007 4:18 am

 Thank you so much!!!
¡Eres adorable!


Canice70 replies on 7/21/2007 5:17 am:
Gracias, senora.

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