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Blue ribbon  

poles538 80M
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8/31/2015 12:08 pm
Blue ribbon

This couple has a that snored. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he could help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. "Yeah, right!" she says and walks away.

The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and<b> ties </font></b>it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the stops snoring. The woman is amazed and falls asleep happy.

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and immediately begins snoring loudly.

Awaken, the woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon and<b> ties </font></b>it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him. The woman falls asleep and sleeps soundly.

The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head, looks at the and whispers, "Buddy, I don't know where we were or what we did last night, but we took first and second place!"

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