Reset Password
Reset Link Sent
| Blogs > xdrearydancerx > My Blog |
I Think Someone Has a Crush on Me
|
I Think Someone Has a Crush on Me So this message is from a guy on okcupid: May 13, 2012 – 11:39am I finally got around to reading your profile and have found, rather remarkably, that your profile is more repulsive than your amorphous and zoftig figure. Do you really believe that people who read books are "pseudo intellectual, pretentious jerk-off[s]?" I guess that makes sense as you presumably (from your multiple spare tires) went to school in Texas but you should think about fixing that attitude if you ever want a big girl job. What's more, your favorite foods list reads like a who's who of "this is why you're fat." Instead of getting the plastic surgery that you mentioned a little down the page, you could just cut ot the cherry coke, onion rigs, and "chocolate chocolate chocolate." In closing, you should consider getting a life time supply of paxil and really good at math because otherwise, life's going to be "solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short." Message from tmarkov ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This message is unbelievable. I mean it's perfectly normal to look at a profile on a dating/networking site and find someone unappealing. But it's just a profile, it shouldn't be taken so seriously. It's another thing to go out of your way and take the time to type up a fairly cruel, and in this case a long message. That is not something a normal person does. Obviously, it's rather pathetic. It's amazing that he judges my appearance repeatedly. He is quite a hag himself and to be perfectly honest, he looks like a stupid pedophile. He doesn't even look 22. More like 40!!! It is also apparent, that he has no sense of humor (as well as no heart.) He tries a bit too hard to appear as if his intelligence is way above average, yet he didn't grasp an innocent joke about pseudo intellectuals. ~ "Do you really believe that people who read books are 'pseudo intellectual, pretentious jerk-off[s]?'" Another thing amusing about this point is that he is exactly the type of pseudo intellectual I talk about in my profile. There's irony. People who read books are pretentious pseudo intellectual jerk-offs is a joke but there is indeed truth to it. I'd say many people who read as a hobby are pretentious pseudo intellectuals. At the same there is an association between watching too much television and being a stupid moron. That can also be a joke. Get it? I don't need to change my attitude, thank you very much. Everyone has a different personality and the way they go about life. Whatever works for someone. But if you are an asswipe to strangers for no reason then you have a problem and need to get a life. He ridicules me for liking junk food, a lot of sweets and especially chocolate. It's ridiculous. Many other people enjoy things like alcohol, cigarettes, coffee, etc. I personally love sweets and chocolate. There is also millions of people who enjoy the same food I do and are not overweight. As if he never eats junk food or anything. -_- I also believe he is enough of a moron to think that I meant weight loss surgery when I talk about cosmetic surgery in my profile. I don't want to get a tummy tuck or anything. That isn't what I mean by cosmetic surgery. Sheesh. "In closing" he should do society a favor and consider wearing a paper bag over his head. Even Rocky Dennis was far more attractive than this pathetic asshole. What an absolute cunt!!! |
|||
7/14/2012 10:31 am |
I find your funky attitude and dark sense of humor rather hilarious! - in a Wednesday Addams/Fairuza Balk kinda way 
|
Become a member to create a blog
