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Funny Emails  

xdrearydancerx 35F
627 posts
6/1/2012 9:10 pm
Funny Emails


michaeljoe3
hey sweetie you look sexxy for a jewish girl
May 31, 2012 11:43 PM CDT
if you ever want to chat contact me you like to chat based on your profile. lol
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1. I'm not Jewish.
2. If I were Jewish I would find that very insulting.
3. Learn how to read. I don't expect people to read my whole profile but at least read the first sentence: "Um, let's see my name is Mariam. I'm not Jewish so please don't call me Miriam."

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rm_qwertbahn
34 year old Man
Houston, Texas

Any plan tonight?
Jun 1, 2012 9:37 PM CDT

Hi, Nice boobs you have.
I have never had big girl, wonder what's like...
Mine dick is small as you seen, problably will lost in you.
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From his message and his profile, he seems foreign and doesn't have the best grasp of English. But still *facepalm*

It's one thing to not know how to talk to people or women but to be this awful is another thing. Dumbasses.

zenzorth 46M

6/2/2012 2:37 pm

Lol, I think at this point these guys have to just be fucking with you. If not, you really do attract the strangest guys. Oh wait, maybe I should take a look in the mirror?


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