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Open in case of demise!
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Open in case of demise! This weekend I am driving with my family down to West Palm Beach for a counsin's wedding. As I am about to be subjected to a lengthy Catholic Mass I feel the need to prepare for the inevitable lightening strike. So I figured it was time that I came up with: My last will and whatever else comes to mind (and not legally binding either) I would like Tazzerman to be in charge of distributing my porn, sex toys and unused condoms to those in need. Nobody is better at assuring all have exactly what suits them best. He also gets my feet, although that�s kinda sick without the rest of me alive and kicking- so to speak. I leave my cat to ODB. He needs more pussy and loves the little hairballs. I also leave him my extensive music collection. There are few in my life with such an eclectic taste in music as mine and he is one of them. I also leave ODB my Congressman Ander Crenshaw e-mails. Stay on him for me! This poor statesman with a brain but no real power needs true magnificence to persevere. Zandigal gets all of my camera equipment with a couple stipulations. My HD video camera must capture at least one jack-off video from my favorite Canadian Mounting Man (you know who you are). The camera is craving just such an experience and he has a special 100th blog post he�s trying to get done. I must also request Z take a trip to NH to see RG. His little gray cardboard cutout is hunky and all but I must know what the real man looks like! Z, you get all my poetry (yes my perv friends, I write poetry too) and previously written but never shared erotic stories. Please, disseminate or destroy as you see fit. Any royalties for the erotica should go to my fireman as he inspired most of it. Enots can have my eyes so he always has at least one watcher when he cams.  Fen can have my toilet. I hear he needs an extra one these days. He can also have my recipes. Don�t worry; there aren�t a lot of seafood recipes in there.  Iwant2lickuthere can have the contents of my liquor cabinet. He�s always wanted verification of its full status. I must also ask that he stop by Culhane�s Irish Pub to announce my demise. They�d want to know and I have to get him there at some point! Bangers and Mash baby!!! I think he might need my car too since his is such a lemon.  The employee privileges that come with my job may be passed along to fritzwins so he may always have a place to play golf when he needs to call in �well� to his own job. I�d offer him my smile too but with these braces it wouldn�t be a great one.  Curious1_4u can have mine and my �s airline tickets for my end of summer trip between JAX, SAN and ORD. I think he finally deserves three seats across after all his travels. Just don�t puke this time. Oh there�s more but the post is getting too long. If I come up with any before the Priest tries to get me to confess my<b> sins </font></b>(or molest me) I�ll post them! If I don�t � have a great weekend everyone! Hear my brain work when you check out the Cricket's Chirp |
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can i have the fireman, too?? pretty please? ?* Respond to every call that excites Your Spirit ~Rumi  ..
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You are a road warrior!! Well thank you for such excellent bequeathments. I'll try and honor them. However you may have to give me some specific instructions regarding Mr. Crenshaw, as I may have different ideas and take him in a direction that might have you rolling in your witty grave. Do let me know your wishes  The priest won't molest you silly! You're the wrong sex and of legal age! (and I am sure too intimidating Be sure and ask him when the aptly named Benedict did HIS confessionsAll are welcome to an audience with The Magnificent One oldirtybacchus
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YAY I get the booze! Ahem.. I mean I will sorrowfully announce your demise at the pub, while taking a wee dram in your name. Then we'll party like crazy. The car is working just fine now, thank you very much. It's amazing what happens when you put a new freaking engine in the damn thing.
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Oh how priceless. Good luck with the priest. I'm sure he'll need it  If I have stopped by your blog, please be sure to sign my permission slip Pimp Me, Pimp My Blog, But Let Me Do The Same With You 
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Can you ask Tazzerman to add my name to the top of the list of the needy? Also If a good hard cock could be recommended to accompany the stash of unused condoms..I'm willing to help out.. Captivate my mind...and who knows what will follow. Discover more of my ramblings at [blog geysergirl] 
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Thank you, Witty. *smile* I am always happy to have your eyes when I'm on cam.
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I did not hear of anyone struck by lightning, glad to hear you survived! Do you need a massage after all of that driving???? RG
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