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Blogs > stilwantmore > "Sexy Swamp Lady"

 

stilwantmore 78F
9354 posts
7/3/2010 4:24 am

Q: Where can guys over 65 find youthful, pretty women who are interested in dating them?

A: Look in the<b> library </font></b>----- under Romantic Fiction.

Q: How can a guy cope during his wife's menopause?

A: By staying busy. If you're mechanically inclined, you can remodel the garage. When you are finished you will have a flat in which to live.

Q: How can a woman raise the heart rate of her 65+ year old spouse?

A: She should tell him she's with .

Q: What can an older woman do for the wrinkles on her neck?

A: Don't wear a brassiere. The additional hanging "weights" will take out the wrinkles.

Q" How can older people remember where they parked their cars?

A: Use the Valet service. "They" have to remember where your car is.

Q: Do Older people have problems storing their short term memories?

A: No, they have problems retrieving the memories from storage.

Q: Do older people have deeper sleep?

A: They do, but normally their deep sleep happens in the afternoon.

Q: Where can older people find prescription eye glasses?

A: On top of their heads.

Q: What is the most often used sentence uttered by older people when they visit antique shops?

A: "Gee, I have one of thee."

stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
7/3/2010 8:46 pm

 Glad you liked it.

Drop by again soon.


Extramist 66M
14079 posts
7/3/2010 8:20 pm

 Cute and very funny!
AKA The Clit Whisperer.


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
7/3/2010 1:10 pm
    Quoting  :
I too wonder if age has a whole lot to do with this type thing,
but makes for a good chuckle anyway. And nice we can laugh at ourselves once in a while.

My son who was in his 20's at the time was so bad about laying his car keys down, that we bought him one of those clapper things to put on his key ring for xmas one year, (the thing you clap your hands and it goes off.) He has gotten better, because he acquired a long lanyard type ribbon such as a referee's whistle goes on and he hangs them around his neck.

Have a nice 4th, and enjoy with family hopefully.


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
7/3/2010 9:26 am
    Quoting  :
Sounds just like something I would do.
Usually with this stupid cell phone if I don't have
a pocket in whatever I'm wearing. And lately
having to hang tight in the house, gowns don't have pockets.
Have on occasion had to use the land line phone and call the
cell to find it. Ha! Ha!


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