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Blogs > stilwantmore > "Sexy Swamp Lady"

Someone is Coming???  

stilwantmore 78F
9355 posts
10/7/2011 8:24 am
Someone is Coming???

Duane rents an apartment in New York, and
goes to the lobby to put his name on the
group mailbox... While he was there, a very
attractive young lady comes out of the
apartment next to the mailboxes wearing just a robe.
Duane smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a
conversation with him. As they talk, her robe slips
open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing under
the robe.

Poor Duane breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain
eye contact.

After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm
and says, "Let's go into my apartment, I hear someone
coming..." He proceeds with her into the apartment,
and after she closes the door, she leans against it
allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Being completely nude, she purrs at him, "What
would you say is my best feature?" The flustered,
embarrassed Duane stammers, clears his throat
several times, and finally squeaks out, 'Oh, it's got
to be your ears!"

She's astounded! "Why my ears? Look at these breasts!
They are full, don't sag, and they're 100% natural!
My buns, they are firm and do not sag, and have no
cellulite! Look at this skin, no blemishes or scars!
Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best
part of my body?!

Clearing his throat once again, Duane stamers, "Outside
when you said you heard someone coming...that was ME."
stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
10/10/2011 3:26 am
    Quoting  :
Am sure that guy thought so too.


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
10/8/2011 11:11 am

 Poore thing was about to "come" again.


rm_loveslilies 57F
36204 posts
10/8/2011 9:01 am

 oh no poor thing
If Love Is Not The Answer,
Then I Misunderstood The Question


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
10/7/2011 2:57 pm
    Quoting Bogie106:
    LOL...time to cum again...enjoy...
She invited him right in to her
apartment - open invitation, right!!!


Bogie106 75M
15322 posts
10/7/2011 11:07 am

 LOL...time to cum again...enjoy...


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
10/7/2011 10:28 am

 Me too!!!


rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
10/7/2011 9:21 am
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