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Blogs > stilwantmore > "Sexy Swamp Lady"

STATUS SYMBOLS ETC .......  

stilwantmore 78F
9355 posts
9/26/2012 3:34 pm
STATUS SYMBOLS ETC .......



I was thinking about how a status<b> symbol </font></b>of today
are those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto
their belt or purse. I can't afford one, SO, I'm
wearing my garage door opener. I also made a cover for
my hearing aid and now I have what they call blue teeth,
I think.

You know I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized
that people didn't like me anyway.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing
husbands on beer cans!

I was also thinking about old age and decided that old age
is 'when you still have something on the ball, but you are just
too tired to bounce it.'

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and
call it 'Pumping Rust'.

I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when your
chest is falling into your drawers!

When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, 'Oh,
have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say, 'No, it's for
company'

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be
notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'A Good Doctor'!

I was thinking too about how people seem to read the Bible
a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me.
They were cramming for their finals.

As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.

ENJOY YOUR DAYS
LOVE YOUR LIFE,
BECAUSE LIFE IS SHORT
AND A JOURNEY TO BE
SAVORED.

stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
9/27/2012 3:30 pm

 Now, Now Dennis, I thought I was the only
one getting old and tired.

Have a good day. Weather been great here.
Almost hot here today.


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
9/27/2012 3:29 pm
    Quoting agtung:
    love your sense of humor. more please
Thanks, enjoy posting such for all to
enjoy. A friend supplies me with so many
good things.

Have a good day.


rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
9/27/2012 8:36 am

 Great,,,,,,I'm getting old and slow
---------------------Dennis US ARMY (RETIRED) AND YOUR FRIEND I never mean to offend(blog or comment) anyone ,If I do contact me please. Please check out my blog Harley-Davidson Drive(19harley86)


agtung 77M
29 posts
9/27/2012 2:10 am

 love your sense of humor. more please


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
9/26/2012 9:56 pm

 Maybe you are not that old, but looks like it
brought a few chuckles!!!!!


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
9/26/2012 9:55 pm
    Quoting Bogie106:
    Still get a laugh from it..enjoy your day..
It was too good to resist, so had to put it
out for all to read.

Hae a good nite.


Bogie106 75M
15322 posts
9/26/2012 5:16 pm

 Still get a laugh from it..enjoy your day..


differentguy63 61M
528 posts
9/26/2012 4:26 pm


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