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Blogs > stilwantmore > "Sexy Swamp Lady"

Man's Age, as Determined by a Trip to Home Depot  

stilwantmore 78F
9354 posts
7/8/2013 7:05 am
Man's Age, as Determined by a Trip to Home Depot

Right in the middle of a few projects at your home, you are hot and
sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt and paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit - shorts with the hole in the crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who-knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes, BUT right in the middle of these projects you realize you need to run to Home Depot for<b> supplies.

</font></b>In your 40's":

Stop what you are doing, Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute is almost empty, so
don't waste any of it on a trip to Home Depot. Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing.

The hot young thing running the register is your 's age and you feel weird about thinking she's spicy.

In your 50's:

Stop what you are doing. Put on a hat, Wipe the dirt off you hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to
get crap in your new sports car. CHECK yourself in the mirror and swear not to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat.

The cutie running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from
Bubba's Bait & Beer Bar and it says, 'I Got Worms'

In your 60's:

Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat any more. Hose the crap off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole in your pants.

The girl running the register may be cute but you don't have your glasses on, so you're not sure.

In your 70's;

Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Home Depot until the drug store has your prescriptions ready too.

Don't even notice the crap on your shoes.

The young thing at the register stares at you and you realize something is hanging out the hole in your crotch. (Oh my gosh, she won't be impressed)

You wander around trying to remember what you are looking for. Then you f _ _t out loud and thing someone called your name.
stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
7/8/2013 6:41 pm
    Quoting sweet_VM:
    good one loved it! Leaving something to think about doesn't it hugs V
Thanks for dropping by and reading my junk. Come
again.


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
7/8/2013 6:39 pm
    Quoting sexysixties2:
    OMG...I hope I never stop brushing my hair before I go to the shops lol!!
Me either, haven't run across one similar to this for women,
but it would be something.


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
7/8/2013 11:46 am

 good one loved it! Leaving something to think about doesn't it hugs V
Become a blog watcher sweet_vm


sexysixties2 106F
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39750 posts
7/8/2013 11:34 am

 OMG...I hope I never stop brushing my hair before I go to the shops lol!!
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
7/8/2013 10:47 am
    Quoting Han54boat:
    I seen this before. It is nice to be reminded about my age. I think. Maybe not. Darn. I forgot again.
Thanks, visit again.


Han54boat 71M
11637 posts
7/8/2013 7:47 am

 I seen this before. It is nice to be reminded about my age. I think. Maybe not. Darn. I forgot again.

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