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Blogs > stilwantmore > "Sexy Swamp Lady"

Sex With An Older Man  

stilwantmore 78F
9355 posts
4/6/2014 4:45 am
Sex With An Older Man

When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah
Winfrey.

Oprah asked, 'Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are always working, and at your age I think that is remarkable.'

George Burns said, 'I just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do, when I do it.'

Oprah said, 'I understand you still do the sex thing, even at your age.'

George said, 'Of course I still do the sex thing, and I am quite good at it.'

Oprah said, 'I have never been with an older man. Would you do it with me?'

So they had sex and when they finished, Oprah said, 'I just don't believe I have ever been so satisfied. You are a remarkable man!'

George said, 'The second time is even better than the first time.'

Oprah asked, 'You can really do it again at your age?'

George said, 'Just let me sleep for half an hour. You hold my testicles in your left hand my penis in your right hand and wake me up in thirty minutes.'

When she woke him up they had great sex again, and Oprah was beside herself with joy.

She asked, 'Oh, Mr. Burns, I am astounded that you could do a repeat performance and have it be even better than the first time. At your age, Oh my, Oh my!!!'

George told her that the third time would be even better. "You just hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand and call me in thirty minutes.'

Oprah asked, 'Does my holding you like that kind of recharge your batteries?'

George replied, 'NO, but the last time I had sex with a black woman she stole my wallet.'
stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
4/6/2014 7:11 pm
    Quoting 1bighammer1000:
    Now that is the way to start the day, with a good laugh.
Glad some got a chuckle to start the day.


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
4/6/2014 7:10 pm
    Quoting sexysixties2:
    LOL...very good punch line....I wasn't expecting that!!!
Didn't figure 'U' would be expecting such.

Have a good week my friend.


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
4/6/2014 7:09 pm
    Quoting  :
Thanks for dropping in!


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
4/6/2014 7:08 pm
    Quoting  :
A friend shared it with me, so just had to pass it on.


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
4/6/2014 7:07 pm

 Could have been any other woman, and it would not have
been so funny. No offense to Oprah!


justskin1 72M
13175 posts
4/6/2014 6:05 am

 Baaaaad! But funny!
If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


sexysixties2 106F
Ask me for a photo
39750 posts
4/6/2014 5:17 am

 LOL...very good punch line....I wasn't expecting that!!!
"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


1bighammer1000 59M
4304 posts
4/6/2014 5:15 am

 Now that is the way to start the day, with a good laugh.
Anything worth doing is worth doing right


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