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Blogs > stilwantmore > "Sexy Swamp Lady"

SUMBITCH  

stilwantmore 78F
9355 posts
12/8/2014 7:08 pm
SUMBITCH

A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.

He also invited Leroy, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.'

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head<b> butts </font></b>and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The waster was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming and raising hell. Finally, Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.

Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'

'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Leroy.

The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then'?

'No, thanks, I don't want it', answered Leroy.

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options'?

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'

Leroy said, 'I want the name of the Sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!'

(Boy, would I hate to be that Sumbitch when Leroy determines who it was!!!!)
stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
12/12/2014 4:29 am
    Quoting mmguy52:
    "Sumbith" Haven't heard that word since I was in Oklahoma for a while. Very good.
Moral: Keep your 'trap shut' until you have more insight as to who is who!!!!
Especially here in my swampy place, most everyone is related to 3/4 of all others in the area.


mmguy52 71M  
2126 posts
12/11/2014 3:42 am

 "Sumbith" Haven't heard that word since I was in Oklahoma for a while. Very good.


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
12/9/2014 1:06 pm
    Quoting  :
Glad you liked!!!!


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
12/9/2014 1:05 pm

 All present at this pool party 'best keep their trap shut' or they may end up worse than the gator.


rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
12/9/2014 11:30 am
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stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
12/9/2014 3:23 am

 'MUMMMMMMMMMMMM is the word in this situation.'


stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
12/9/2014 3:22 am

 That was one of those times when whoever did the pushing, intentional or accidentally, to KEEP quiet!!!!


mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
12/8/2014 7:54 pm

 LOL
This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








LustForOlder636 44M
13 posts
12/8/2014 7:10 pm

 Good one!!


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