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I like to Laugh in the Mornin  

elle_dee 53F
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8/15/2011 7:08 am
I like to Laugh in the Mornin

So I finally got one of those emails from Africa from a woman who is very god fearing. Her husband is dead & she is dying & needs someone to take her 5 million to open churches, spread the word of god, open orphanages etc. This was my response:

Oh my goodness how horrible. Yes of course i will help you. Though I do have a few changes to make. I am not a Christian & there is no god. Youd know that since your husband is dead & youre about to kick it yourself. I think I'll use that money to help legalize drugs &<b> </font></b>where I live. Then I can make even more money with the original money! I can then open crack & houses around the country, maybe the world. Maybe eventually in the ivory Coast & I will name it after you because you were my generous benefactor. I may even start my own religion where people will think I am their god because I'll keep them hopped up on meth. This is wonderful. The best day of my life! Thank you so much for giving me this opportunity to spread evil across the globe!

Charlien Manson


I love fucking with people in the morning hehehe
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smithftzyxxx 55M
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8/15/2011 2:59 pm

 ..........sometimes you just gotta...

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Gedalia3 60M
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8/15/2011 6:20 pm

 Normally I'd laugh with you Elle, but watch out for these. Better to put them in you spam folder because simply sending a reply allows them to mine your email address. Careful!!

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bigbeans74 55M
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8/16/2011 5:42 am

 OMG just love it.


elle_dee 53F
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8/16/2011 2:46 pm

 You know me Steve, Im too sassy to file it in a folder & say nothing about it lol
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kojakBWAR 55M

8/18/2011 1:18 pm

 Awesome response. I also like to ask Telemarketers for their home phone number so I can call them back later and discuss whatever it is they are trying to sell me. When they say they don't give out their home number...I say, "Oh....you don't like people FUCKING with you at home?" NEITHER DO I ASSHOLE!!


elle_dee 53F
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8/18/2011 9:18 pm

 I usually do delete without even looking at it but I was in a silly mood that day lol.
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elle_dee 53F
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8/20/2011 7:54 am
    Quoting swetay:
    I hear ya lol U R so effin hot it would'nt matter if you were a terrorist lol
hahahahaha youre crazy lol
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fenris_call 49M
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10/20/2011 8:22 pm

 Nice! The added bonus is that if you get a big enough following you could cure world hunger!
Sapere aude, cor ad cor loquitur. RaMbLiNgS oF a LoSt MiNd


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