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I Have No Idea How To Title This (This little �blurb� will be part of every post from here on in. If you�re interested in me read the other posts! If you�re just stopping by, that�s fine. Do what you want. Like I said, this will be part of every post so sorry if it annoys you. It ain�t that long and I find it necessary). I write a majority of these posts with the aid of my muse who happens to be 80 proof and goes by the name of �Evan�. A couple of posts ago my friend Larry and I went for a few cocktails and on that particular early morning I wrote a post with a new associate by the name of Jose Cuervo. It may have gotten a bit out of hand. At the time Jose was urging me on and frankly, I think it reads pretty good. But, upon further review, it came across as a little more bitter and mean then I intended. I did contemplate deleting it but by the time I reviewed it there were a healthy number of �views� and three comments. It didn�t seem right to pretend the whole thing didn�t exist in the first place and besides, I�m an attention too and that seemed to work. It ain�t broke so I�m not fixing it. And it dovetails rather nicely with a couple of points I�m trying to make here. First things first: I posted a picture that�s actually intended to go along with the partial post I did a few days ago, �So This Is Better�. Yeah, I could go back and edit the post and add the pic but you�ve already read it and I kinda doubt any of you are back tracking to re-read this stuff because it�s so goddamn entertaining.(Did I mention that this particular post is being done in association with a guy named �Wray� and his nephew? It�s Jamaican rum that checks in at 126 proof. You�re reading that right. I�m only mentioning that since I�m in a mellow mood and far from the twisted madness Jose brought out. There may some chemistry involved there that I don�t quite understand or my present mood may be more attributed to the fact that I had a day of fantastic sex and the booze is just evening things out). The photo I originally intended to put here contained some animation and apparently FriendFinder-x can�t (or won�t) handle that kind of input. That�s a shame since a little motion would be a bit more interesting. What didn�t appear in the above mentioned post was the rest of my article. I�m in a bit of a quandary concerning some of the blogs I visit. Instead of posting pictures of naked breasts or<b> copulation </font></b>I�m treated to some tranquil scenic view and words of inspiration that don�t include anything like ��keep trying, you�ll find that special some one to fuck happily ever after�. Instead I�m exhorted to stop and smell the roses, despite the fact that roses flourish in bullshit (commonly known as �fertilizer�). People!!!! This is a fuck site for Christ�s sake! It�s all about one of the three major driving forces in your life! Being happy and singing �kumbaya� ain�t one of them. Get with the program! My last, real post (I�M BITTER AND ANGRY!!!!!!) was written in conjunction with Mr. Cuervo (gold, by the way) and was the result of learning that a friend (and I never use that term loosely) had apparently closed her account without any notice to me. Grant it, I was a little upset by that, but it was hardly the demonic act I made it out to be. It was, however, a very accurate depiction of some of the pathetic swine that advertise here. Even though they�re pathetically easy to spot I do occasionally fall prey to the skanks using this site to advertise their webcam or website. I get really pissed off when I e-mail some motherfucker that responds with something incredibly stupid like �Im Kay, Im 21, my fiance is str8 and we are looking for a guy to meet on the weekends for a little MMF. Let me know what you think!� Funny, I already told the bitch what I think! And I know FriendFinder-x has a spellchecker so why couldn�t the idiot at least correct the glaring grammar mistakes that I left in to show what a fucking moron they are? No one will have to endure this cretin much longer since I have reported �alwaysgood9� to FriendFinder-x for abuse and they do seem to get that right. I really did know better on this one but the pic was so hot I had to give it a shot. You�d think these assholes would try a bit harder. I also spend some time viewing the various member videos. One of my favorites (okay, she is my favorite) is �FuckBriana� a self-described MILF and cougar at the age of 50. God bless her, because if she�s actually that old she�s done an amazing job of taking care of herself and is a fantastic fuck. According to her profile she wants to �party� with fit men (boys?) 18 to 25. She�s 1976 miles away from me and I don�t fit her demographics. But she has seven videos and they�re all thoroughly enjoyable. She may actually be that hot and may get off posting vids of her encounters, but I was a bit pissed when I went to check her out and found that her site had been inactivated. I can�t imagine what her game is. Maybe she just enjoys posting her conquests and that�s a good thing for me. A recent check shows she�s back and I�m pleased with that. In fact, I just checked her latest post and sure enough, there�s a 12 minute video of her fucking some 32 years younger and I enjoyed every second of it. But judging from the camera work there was obviously a third party filming the whole encounter. Again, I can�t imagine what her game is but thanks! Anyway, I�m very tired of contacting the feminine creeps on here and trying to get something going. I am paying for the privilege to use this site and I hate the maggots that waste my time with phony posts. Everyone of you skanky sluts are pathetic losers and need to be mocked and degraded. I realize that none of them read this blog since reading is a skill they haven�t acquired but I do enjoy mocking them. I�m a little remorseful that it took disconnecting with a friend to prompt me to display some degree of outrage. Sorry about that. In that regard I have a male friend who signed up to this site on my recommendation. At one time it worked for me and he decided to give it a shot. He tells me that he�s contacted numerous prospects and got the obvious contrived e-mail responses and isn�t any where fucking dumb enough to swallow that horseshit. He�s a good guy and deserves a chance but there�s so much scum plaguing FriendFinder-x that he�s about as frustrated as I am. He�s not as creative, but that�s not the point. If I check my most recent matches I cum up with two and about 20 that even FriendFinder-x knows are fakes. They all have one sexy photo and a barely coherent profile. As much as I�d love to e-mail the fucking bitches and then report them for abuse I�m not even bothering. Here�s a perfect, random, example: �i'm a young sub from pittsburgh. average height, average weight and completely shaved. i love having someone else in control, pull my hair, tie me down and fuck me. i don't mind one night stands, friends with benefits is ideal. i'm not really looking for a relationship, but i'm open to whatever comes my way.� The stupid cunt can�t even capitalize. And judging from �D4rlingMe68o6�s� picture she hasn�t been considered �young� since 1977. One more thing: I�m pretty pissed that I recently contacted an interesting woman and included my profile. The next day she decided she was a �blogger� and posted a message that said she hated liars. Among her stupid ranting was the fact she hated hearing from married men that were pretending they were single. Fuck you, bitch! I�m upfront about everything. If you could fucking read and process all that you never would have made such an ignorant statement. Of course, I could be wrong about her intentions but I did take offense. Screw her. I�m the last honest guy out there. You want to post pictures of yourself in your underwear, talk openly about your sexual preferences at least be decent enough to acknowledge the fact that men are contacting you and being real. Don�t post bullshit about how fucking special you are and how �offended� you are. It doesn�t work. Oh yeah, and that brings me to my last point. I�m not the cynical asshole I appear to be. It�s just a way I have to make a point. In real life I�m probably considered to be �low key� but being anonymous here allows me a little leeway. If you�re one of the douche bags posting fake profiles I probably wouldn�t call you an asshole to your face if you were bigger then me and I didn�t have some one backing me up. I learned my lesson in that regard. But, if you�re a fucking loser that�s seeking to exploit the men on line here looking for that special relationship I�ll do everything I can to get your useless ass kicked off this site. And you better run back to your mom�s basement if I ever meet you face-to-face. I can handle myself. Chances are pretty good your stupid, fat and lazy. All you can do is surf the web and cut-and-paste. I hear McDonald�s calling you. I�m pretty much ready to call it a day but I do have one other point to make. Don�t be so fucking full of yourself. Jesus fucking Christ, just because you�re a woman and posted a couple shots of your tits doesn�t make you some kind of goddess. Sure, guys like tits but at least be smart enough to realize that you�re appealing to the lowest common dominator when you do that! I can appreciate women who aren�t interested in becoming entangled with married men but don�t be so full of yourself that you feel you can establish all kinds of parameters concerning the �lucky few� that are worthy of you. Bitches that feel it�s necessary to proclaim specific requirements usually go way overboard. Fine, you don�t want to fuck some one married. I respect that. Leave it alone! �No Married men� is fine. Don�t go on and on about why you dislike that. You already lost me. I won�t bother with you. For the record, you just aren�t that special. No way, no how. Leave it alone. Married assholes looking for a fling will either get it or not. Ranting on beyond that makes you look like a stuck-up bitch. Forget it!!! Once again, you�re on a �fuck site�! Try and comprehend that!!!! I�m done for now. I just needed to clarify a few things. I�m actually annoyed that I needed to write this post since I�ve been formulating a much more interesting one. It�s all about blow jobs. Stay tuned. |
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