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Blogs > rsbrandt44 > They Call Me...The Professor

Saved by the Bell!  

rsbrandt44 67M
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9/26/2019 9:03 am
Saved by the Bell!

I had an appointment with my banker (la de dah!) at ten this morning, then my exotic dancer friend wants to see me at work but the club doesn't open until noon. God help me, the only place in the neighborhood I could think of to kill an hour or so would be to drop by and see how my lady friend is doing but I swore I would be chill and let her get in touch with me if she starts noticing I haven't called or been around lately.

Then as I'm getting up from the banker's desk I realize I left my phone at home.

Thank you, Alexander Graham Bell!

I swear I should duct-tape that phone to my<b> wrist. </font></b>I've been telling all my friends that someday we'll all have cell phones implanted in our neck and never be without one, but one objected that this would remove the number one excuse for not taking someone's call: "Oh, sorry, I left my phone at home."

Ah, the unintended consequences of technology.
"Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

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