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Blogs > Mygentlecaress > From The Urinal

Tacky Chat Ups  

Mygentlecaress 50M
12856 posts
10/14/2010 10:07 am
Tacky Chat Ups

We’ve all heard them. Some of the more unfortunate amongst us may even have experienced examples of them first hand.
But what is the absolute worst you’ve ever heard?

That’s right everybody, we’re going to aggregate the worst chat up lines ever employed to woo a potential partner
From the sexually shocking to the most inept and woeful attempts, simply jot them down on here whether they be your own regretful experiences, others you have heard of or else perhaps the very worst you can think up; As the saying goes, ‘A problem aired is a problem shared’. In truth I have no idea how exactly this may relate to what I am asking of you but I thought it sounded fairly reassuring nonetheless so don't be shy, chip in everyone
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thequietplace 34M
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10/14/2010 10:50 am

 When I was in San Francisco I had a guy come up to me and say "nice ass, when can I be in it?" but he was very drunk lol


stormyroses 40F
1620 posts
10/14/2010 2:06 pm

 I don't think I've had many chat-up lines, and the ones that I did have were in high school when I was too relationship-retarded to know they were trying to pick me up, LOL.

The best - just the other day a guy tried to pick me up in Latin. I don't speak Latin, but I was very impressed at his creativity. Once a guy tried to pick me up in Klingon, too. I was impressed with the creativity, but found it just a tad too creepy for me.
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SooooHorny 50M

10/14/2010 6:20 pm

 i used to be the nice guy who ended up with girlfriends and no girlfriend.

i had a bouncer friend who told me to say "nice tits" to every 'chick' that walked through the door and to just wait for the one who giggles.

funny thing is, that piss poor chauvinistic line worked like crazy... yes i did use it. and yes, most did NOT giggle. and yes, it worked like crazy.

another friend who owned a bar told me the best pick-up line he ever used was "hi".

that works too.
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This is the really small writing... in bold how 'bout RAINBOW colors?


milly1629 62F
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9186 posts
10/15/2010 2:12 pm

 the best i heard was hey did you just fall ....from heaven


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
10/18/2010 10:47 am

 lol Great lines everyone (I'm making notes to use one or two of them )
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