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I have fantastic news!  

Mygentlecaress 50M
12856 posts
8/30/2012 1:30 pm
I have fantastic news!

....in fact, I'm so elated that I can barely contain myself.

Please therefore I beg you, allow me to compose myself for a moment in order to relate this wonderful event.

Now, regular viewers may recall my brother
's and my own personal grief after our beloved, all purple<b> spandex </font></b>pants/dress wearing, all pissing Uncle Jethro went missing a few months ago.

For everyone else who are doubtless wondering what the bloody hell I’m going on about, you can see the fine and upstanding figure of humanity that is Jethro here:

HalfNekkid Wednesday The Most Revealing One Yet

Jethro's Revenge

Suffice to say, we have been besides ourselves with worry as to our Unc’s whereabouts and safety.
Well, today I was sent the following picture by an anonymous source which very clearly seems to show that our Uncle is indeed still very much alive and well……
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…..And has taken to pissing himself whilst wearing fancy dress costumes.

Ah, it feels like a huge weight of worry has been lifted from my shoulders.

PS. To whoever owns the house in which our uncle is performing this act….you have my sincerest apologies.

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lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
8/30/2012 2:08 pm



Ah, we have to be thankful for small mercies brother, at the very least it's reassuring to know that our dear Uncle Jethro is alive and pissing. Whatt a relief!

And it's good to see that he got the hair transplant at last. I wonder which poor unsuspecting family he robbed this time to pay for the surgery!


bettiebear 47F
21001 posts
8/30/2012 2:36 pm

im so pleased that u have located him love, i bet its a huge weight off ur mind.
big hugs love xoxoxoxoxo


Life is what we make it, so let's make it good!!!
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traveljunkie13 56F
11089 posts
8/30/2012 5:14 pm

Seems dear Uncle Jethro is in need of some housebreaking Might I say that Jethro's got some piss poor aim?


gardenboy321 60M  
41936 posts
8/30/2012 9:52 pm

Now I can say with ABSOLUTELY no doubt, I have seen it all! Thank you my friend! I may now pass on to the netherworld with sweet satisfaction!

Thoughts from the Garden...


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/3/2012 7:39 am

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Not only that but if this is the state of the chaps living room, I truly dread to think what his toilet looks like...

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/3/2012 7:41 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Ah, we have to be thankful for small mercies brother, at the very least it's reassuring to know that our dear Uncle Jethro is alive and pissing. Whatt a relief!

    And it's good to see that he got the hair transplant at last. I wonder which poor unsuspecting family he robbed this time to pay for the surgery!


lol I've just received a phone call brother...from the owner of this house in fact They told me that they could drop Uncle back home later this evening. Needless to say, I hastily gave them a false address so we should be safe from his antics for a while longer at least

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/3/2012 7:42 am

    Quoting bettiebear:
    im so pleased that u have located him love, i bet its a huge weight off ur mind.
    big hugs love xoxoxoxoxo
It is indeed; Now that we know he's ok we can still claim benefits for him which promptly line our own pockets

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/3/2012 7:43 am

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lol Alas....Jethro does indeed drink but it is invariably of the urine recycling variety....

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/3/2012 7:44 am

    Quoting traveljunkie13:
    Seems dear Uncle Jethro is in need of some housebreaking Might I say that Jethro's got some piss poor aim?


lol I'm even now scratching my head as regards quite how he got it on the wall behind him

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/3/2012 9:20 am

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lol I'm just hoping that that isn't a hire fancy dress suit.....if so, some hefty additional dry cleaning charges are going to apply

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/3/2012 9:20 am

    Quoting gardenboy321:
    Now I can say with ABSOLUTELY no doubt, I have seen it all! Thank you my friend! I may now pass on to the netherworld with sweet satisfaction!
lol He's quite the enigma is our Uncle Jethro

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/3/2012 9:22 am

    Quoting vixen1982:
    i think uncle jethro may need to go through toilet training again!

    ewwww
lol My brother and I are willing to give him up to a loving new owner....um, I don't suppose I could interest you in taking him on? Please?

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/3/2012 2:59 pm

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lol Urinating behind oneself is quite a skill although judging by the suspicious stains on his front, he's had a few not so successful practices

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
9/10/2012 6:54 am

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lol I'm predicting a fairly hefty damage fine to be imminent

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