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Member vids...the horror continues!
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Member vids...the horror continues! ...So...I was (once again) perusing the member videos earlier (it's become somewhat of a morbid fascination of mine it seems). Anyway, as my regular readers will readily attest (possibly if suitably bribed), I am a firm purveyor of good taste and a righteous upholder of moral decency....yes. Well, I can honestly state that I was shocked and repulsed by what my eyes did witness! Good reader, let me tell you I saw not one, but two, yes TWO instances of couples engaging in carnal pursuits wherein the male partners in this vulgar act were............WEARING SOCKS!!! Yay verily, I jest thee not - naked bar for their foot garments I tell you! I swear unto thee that the shock of this most heinous of sights almost caused me to urinate upon my kitchen floor, but then I remembered that I had witnessed this act in another video already, a few days prior. In other breaking news I've just been viewed by a truly beautiful lady who's profile picture shows her proudly holding aloft two....lobsters(!!!) WTF?! Am I going mad here?! Help!!! |
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Perhaps they were just so caught up in the moment that they forgot about their socks? Lobsters? Really??
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Socks. Meh. The ones that really crack me up is where a pet tries to get involved. I was watching a gay one, between two guys, when their cat got frightened and ran away towards the end of it. So my comment? (yes, I am a smart ass, why do you ask?) was "You scared all the pussy away!" Why do so many home vids have the news cranked up so loud? The news? Really? Like that is not going to get me wet or hot. Ha~! Kitkat The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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NO socks. One of the biggest turn offs. I don't even want to think of what she was doing with lobsters.  
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At least they weren't crabs!!  But seriously, if you're going to take lobsters to bed then it's essential to wear socks. It's just common sense.
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Welcome to my blog Leo xxx Lol Foot shyness perhaps?
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Welcome to my blog March xxx Lol I would put the theory to the test but just can't bring myself to leave them on.....the horror of wearing socks during lovemaking is just too vile a concept for me 
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Perhaps they were just so caught up in the moment that they forgot about their socks? Lobsters? Really?? I'd even be willing to take the lobsters over socks  lol
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 That was actually Auntie Peter and Uncle Sally with their new partners Bro. They're actually tattooed on!!!
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Welcome to my blog cmoha xxx Funnily enough and not to seemingly contradict myself, but I don't mind if a lady wears socks as women's socks are far sexier than men's (um....that is not to say that I wear women's socks mind you) Having said that, I do like them pulled up however lol
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Lol You would have loved one I saw a while back which featured a fellow sporting some rather fetching white Y-fronts.....which unless due to a fault with the visuals, appeared to be soiled(!!!) Classy stuff indeed lol
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Socks. Meh. The ones that really crack me up is where a pet tries to get involved. I was watching a gay one, between two guys, when their cat got frightened and ran away towards the end of it. So my comment? (yes, I am a smart ass, why do you ask?) was "You scared all the pussy away!" Why do so many home vids have the news cranked up so loud? The news? Really? Like that is not going to get me wet or hot. Ha~! Kitkat xxxThe poor kitty was probably struck with the sudden consternation that it's identity would be disclosed unto the world as a result of it's walk on part in a porn movie Lol You're right to - I've noticed the news phenomenon and that the TV is so often on (and LOUD!) in the background in these vids Are the participants trying to drown out their moans for the sake of neighbours or else do said couples never like to miss breaking stories during the act? For the answers to this be sure to tune in because tonight on Fox, 'When couples have sex!'
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Welcome to my blog Cinnamon xxx Lol Double standards from the chaps right there! Here's the solution though....explain to them that you're not actually wearing socks at all....rather they are miniature stockings Problem solved, believe me lol
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NO socks. One of the biggest turn offs. I don't even want to think of what she was doing with lobsters. I had a lucky escape there me thinks
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At least they weren't crabs!! But seriously, if you're going to take lobsters to bed then it's essential to wear socks. It's just common sense. 
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Welcome to my blog Quality  Call me a bit OCD on the matter but I always make a point of removing my socks prior to my trousers in front of a woman so that she will never, ever see me in the things lol
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That was actually Auntie Peter and Uncle Sally with their new partners Bro. They're actually tattooed on!!!
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Lol There could be only one thing worse...male sock suspenders!
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Lol I'll say! Rather worryingly, they're apparently part of the HNW theme this week....I shall thus cover my eyes for the duration
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