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Math's Test: (It's good for your brain everyone)  

Mygentlecaress 50M
12856 posts
1/27/2016 8:05 am
Math's Test: (It's good for your brain everyone)

John is over the moon at having set a new world record for most Carolina Reaper chillies consumed within an hour. However, his celebrations prove sadly somewhat short lived when he subsequently develops an urgent (make that VERY urgent) desire to visit the toilet. At this point John inadvertently breaks another world record, namely for the largest amount of diarrhoea passed within five minutes.
Being a keen, budding scientist however and so as to derive at least something positive from the experience, John opts to weigh himself afterwards. He notices with interest that he has subsequently lost a grand total of 57 pounds. However he also observes further that approximately 4.6 pounds of this brown, fetid matter still resides in his pants (which for reasons best known only to himself) he is still wearing.
If John weighed 13.7 stones prior to this fascinating escapade, what percentage of his total body weight has he lost and how much does he presently weigh?



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pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
1/27/2016 8:36 am

HaHa weigh too much for this cold New England mind I figured out that he originally was at 191.l8 pounds but got lost with the %

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traveljunkie13 56F
11089 posts
1/27/2016 10:58 am

Math?? Really??? This is a sex site, don't ya know??

Nothing sexy about math

But the dog is cute


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
1/27/2016 4:32 pm

    Quoting pocogato12:
    HaHa weigh too much for this cold New England mind I figured out that he originally was at 191.l8 pounds but got lost with the %
I must admit that maths isn't my strongest point so I'm not sure of the exact answer myself x

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
1/27/2016 4:34 pm

    Quoting  :

That sounds a good answer although did you take into account the added weight in his pants? Lol

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
1/27/2016 4:36 pm

    Quoting traveljunkie13:
    Math?? Really??? This is a sex site, don't ya know??

    Nothing sexy about math

    But the dog is cute
Lol I must admit, I was a little confused by all the naked flesh which I thought was a bit odd on a mathematics site but I've twigged it now thankfully (it's a by product of being absent from here for so long) lol xxx

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MishaS13 54F
766 posts
1/27/2016 8:45 pm

LOL good math question. 8 stones is his final weight is what I figure out. This is too much for this winter night.

Need to make it up too us.


FullOn4U 58M
20399 posts
1/28/2016 4:42 am

That's a lot of fecal matter decaying in his intestines

But a four stone, almost instantaneous weight loss... shouldn't that be available on the NHS? It would be fantastic for type 2 diabetics...

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Pixie_11 51F
2594 posts
1/30/2016 8:10 am

Who cares about the math, MGC ... Welcome the heck back is at the order of the day right now!!!!

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JN63JPN 61F  
27439 posts
1/31/2016 7:51 pm

The dog ate my calculator!

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
2/2/2016 8:45 am

    Quoting MishaS13:
    LOL good math question. 8 stones is his final weight is what I figure out. This is too much for this winter night.

    Need to make it up too us.
Lol The cold here has frozen my brain so I'll take any answer as correct

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
2/2/2016 8:47 am

    Quoting FullOn4U:
    That's a lot of fecal matter decaying in his intestines

    But a four stone, almost instantaneous weight loss... shouldn't that be available on the NHS? It would be fantastic for type 2 diabetics...

    And super models
Lol John should possibly consider patenting his chilli induced weight loss program before selling it to Hollywood

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
2/9/2016 2:11 pm

    Quoting Pixie_11:
    Who cares about the math, MGC ... Welcome the heck back is at the order of the day right now!!!!
Thank you xxx I promise to try and blog more regularly now I've returned xxx

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Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
2/9/2016 2:12 pm

    Quoting JN63JPN:
    The dog ate my calculator!
Lol That's funny - I was using the exact same excuse

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Seraphim13 109M/53F
726 posts
2/13/2016 4:08 am

This is what normally call, a shit conversation - lol


Mygentlecaress 50M
13880 posts
2/15/2016 4:47 am

    Quoting Seraphim13:
    This is what normally call, a shit conversation - lol
Lol I am a true master in the art of faecal related chat

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