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Blogs > Puddintame67 > Don't Close Your Eyes, Wake Up

Some Redneck Pickup Lines....  

Puddintame67 57M
127 posts
3/4/2010 2:52 am

Last Read:
7/29/2013 4:31 am
Some Redneck Pickup Lines....
I'm Not a Redneck!!
I just thought some of these are Funny as a mofo!
Enjoy!!!

1. did you fart? cuz you blew me away.

2. are your parents retarded? cause ya special.

3. my love fer you is like diarrhea, i can't hold it in.

4. do you have a<b> library </font></b>card? cuz i'd like to check you out.

5. is there a mirror in your pants? cuz i can see myself in 'em.

6. if you was a tree and i was a squirrel, i'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7. you might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's only a
light switch away.

8. man yells, "fat penguin!" woman says, "what?!" man says
i just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

9. i know i'm not no fred flinstone, but i bet i can make yer bed-rock.

10. i can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? i think he went inta
this cheap motel room.

11. yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12. if yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

and the best for last...

13. yer face reminds me of a wrench, everytime i think of it , my nuts tighten
up.


Some things in Life You won't forget,
Like twirlin' tongues n swappin' spit!
OoohLa LaLa Laa, Ah U

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