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Blogs > Puddintame67 > Don't Close Your Eyes, Wake Up

's vibrator...  

Puddintame67 57M
127 posts
12/30/2015 10:59 am

Last Read:
4/8/2016 5:21 am
's vibrator...

's Vibrator

A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her 's bedroom.
When she opened the door she found her naked on the bed with a vibrator.

What are you doing?" she exclaimed.

The replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement.
When he went downstairs, he found his naked on the sofa with her vibrator.

"What are you doing?" he exclaimed.

The replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband."

A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.
In there, she found her husband watching the Super Bowl on television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him.

"What are you doing?" she exclaimed.

He replied............"Watching the game with my -in-law."
Some things in Life You won't forget,
Like twirlin' tongues n swappin' spit!
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iwalkstilts 48M
2869 posts
12/30/2015 11:15 am

 Lol. That's a good one.


SNJ_Brat 67F
41 posts
1/1/2016 11:32 am
“Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. It is not something physical”.


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