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Blogs > rm_retiredone71 > Life, ex-wives, and other BS

If the shoe fits...  

rm_retiredone71 52M
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3/3/2010 10:41 am
If the shoe fits...

Why is it that I have the WORST luck when it comes to women. Was supposed to meet a woman for drinks after work last week. She tells me she's 5'7 and about 180. Which is fine with me, I like some meat on my women. But when I met her at the bar, she had more than a little. She could have hidden a dead body in the rolls of fat on her arms. I kept me word and had a couple drinks with her. So after the 7 or so mojito's she had, she was pretty drunk. I have no idea how, but she was. So she asks if i want to come back to her place. No thanks, I say, I'll take a rain check due to work commitments in the morning. She gets all pissy and starts to yell. Needless to say it was all downhill from there. So I get up and leave and she follows me into the parking lot and starts to yell. Luckily, a<b> police officer </font></b>was sitting across the street and comes over. Long story short, he ends up arresting her for slapping me. The cop tells me that if i want to press charges I can go file a report at the precinct. I tell him no, and just to let her go a couple blocks from here after I leave. What a gret guy I am for not pressing charges. What a jerk I am for telling the cop to take her over 2 blocks and drop her off.

Moral of the story... Just be honest about you please. I'm a great guy, but I have a karma streak a mile long.

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