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In the Lifestyle  

rm_rattaggie 64M/62F
2 posts
6/25/2014 4:08 am
In the Lifestyle


OK, so apparently the only acceptable people to participate in “swinging” or “the Lifestyle” have to be under 40, perfectly height-weight proportionate, not one cellulite dimple, and spend more time in the gym working on their abs than in a<b> library </font></b>bettering their minds. They have no interest in books, world events, culture, they don’t understand jokes, sarcasm or anything that doesn’t revolve around the “Kardashians.” They have no , and work in jobs that keep them hard-wired into the social networking, they have no ability to speak in coherent sentences, nor can they spell without utilizing “spell check” all their correspondence is in “text speak.”

So ok, y’all keep to your little clique of bubble-headed gym rats, I’ll smile politely when you ask me why I don’t go on a diet, or tell me how you lost weight. You’ll never know that I’m smart and funny. I have a wealth of information ranging from historical facts to movie and music trivia, I’m a great dancer, I’ve met 2 of the original Mercury Astronauts, a pioneer in military aviation, I’ve learned that patience truly IS a virtue and to measure my words to mean what I say and say what I mean, to be truthful and empathetic of parents struggling with crying in public. I’ve traveled extensively and I have a loving and giving heart that would never stoop to the levels of shallowness and superficiality that you find so appealing.

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