5714 posts 12/20/2008 9:54 am
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One Little Act of Kindness
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My fiances boss threw a party last night. There's a big boss man, and a boss, so the host was just the boss. I dreaded it all week because it was cold and it was going to be outside with a bon fire. The weather was great and the fire was just big enough to keep the chill away.
Every few months his work charters a bus to the casino for five hours of gambling fun. The cost is only $10 a person and when we get to the casino we get $10 in quarters, discounts on dinner, two free drink coupons and a few more extras. Well, we have gone twice on what I'll call the fun bus. I call it the fun bus because you can bring whatever drink you want, as long as there are no glass bottles.
I have managed to get people shit-faced-puking-drunk on the fun bus. However the first time I went, I just got one person inebriated. She was slurring and staggering. And all I took with me was some cattle prods and beer. Okay a whole quart of cattle prods and between me and her we killed the bottle in the hour and a half it took us to get to the casino. I was majorly fucked up and I didn't sober up through the night. Whew!
The second fun bus we went on, I took more cattle prods, a gallon of liquid marijuana, and he took vodka to put in his beer, and wild turkey. * giggle * Well, we managed to get most of the bus trashed before the night was over. I stopped drinking when we got to the casino and I sobered up. Someone had to drive us home from the fun bus meeting place.
This very long readers digest version of my story brings me to last night. Did you know that eight red bulls makes 32 jager bombs? And did you know that one bottle of jager makes 32 jager bombs? Well, now ya do. Did you know that people told me last night that I make better drinks than you pay for at the bar? Okay I'll stop patting myself on my back. LOL Did you know that sprite and ammaretto tastes like dr. pepper? Well the hostess of the party made jello shots, a LOT of jello shots. So I can't be fully responsible for her intoxicated state.
Arriving at the party, introductions we done and everyone was prim and proper. It didn't take long after I broke out the jager and cattle prods for everyone to loosen up. Well, little Mrs. Hostess, a wonderful lady, btw, started to feel nauseas. I said, "It was not my fault!"
"BULL FUCKING SHIT!" she slurred. * giggle *
She ended up praying to the porcelain god for about two hours. The whole time she was in there two ladies were there and held her hair and wiped her forehead with a cool cloth and helped her through her self-induced illness. Now her husband came in a few times to check on her. I checked on her several times. And the big boss man finally went in and asked if an old drunk could help. I left it to him and went back out to make sure my fiance was okay. He was quite toasted.
My question is, what was the One Little Act of Kindness? Was it me getting her drunk or was it those ladies helping her out while she barfed her guts out? * giggle *
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DustStormDiva 
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1583 posts 12/20/2008 1:54 pm |
Cattle prods come by the quart?!? Hmmmm, methinks what I know as a cattle prod differs from the cattle prods you write of...
you put the left foot in, you take the left foot out...
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6852 posts 12/29/2008 4:22 pm |
Quoting spunky11961:
 getting her drunk of course... what a wild ride that must be with you on the fun bus
~jeff
Was it me who got her drunk when all I did was mix the drinks? I certainly didn't force them down her throat. hehe
DustStormDiva
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6852 posts 12/29/2008 4:23 pm |
You're not the only one who has told me that.
DustStormDiva
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6852 posts 12/29/2008 4:24 pm |
Quoting starloverdude:
Cattle prods come by the quart?!? Hmmmm, methinks what I know as a cattle prod differs from the cattle prods you write of...
Guaranteed, my cattle prods can be just as painful as the ones you think of.
DustStormDiva
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6852 posts 12/29/2008 4:29 pm |
Hell! Santa stays here longer than any other stop. You know he has a designated sleigh driver now since he met me. My question to Santa is and has been for a few years, "Santa, define naughty."
He lets out a loud, "HO! HO! HO!" and tells me, "You are very, very naughty!" then he spanks my round ass and keeps on spanking as long as I ask him to. Oooo I love that sting! See what you did? Now I am all horny and need to be extremely naughty! Oh wait! I'm always very horny... just moreso, now that I think of him spanking my ass.
DustStormDiva
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6852 posts 12/29/2008 4:34 pm |
Quoting spunky11961:
About those cattle prods... where can I pick up a six pack?
~jeff
Butter shots and black velvet or crown royal. I prefer black velvet, cuz it's cheaper. butter shots 1/3 to 2/3 velvet. Chill. I make them by the quarts and then freeze them. They never solidify, of course, but the colder the better.
DustStormDiva
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