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Blogs > rm_lightningfan > Just the wanderings of a mind

Joke of the day  

rm_lightningfan 60M
4 posts
9/12/2010 9:21 am
Joke of the day

A young woman goes to church to take confession. She goes into the confessional and says"forgive me father for i have sinned". The priest responds"Go ahead my , cofess and be forgiven"'
The young woman proceeds"Last night father, my boyfriend made love to me 7 times".
The priest takes a moment and says"Go home and squeeze 7 lemons and drink the juice"'
The young woman replies"and that will cleanse my sins?" The priest responds" No , but it will wipe that smile from your face".

rm_lightningfan 60M
4 posts
9/14/2010 8:11 pm

 I like that one....hahahaha


Imhotnsweet 50F

9/14/2010 4:37 am

 A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex.

The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, what are they doing?"

The father says, "Making a puppy."

So they walk on and go home.

A few days later, the little boy walks in on his parents having sex. The little boy says, "Daddy, what are you doing?"

The father replies, "Making a baby."

The little boy says, "Well, flip her around! I'd rather have a puppy."


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