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Blogs > ladyj_1957 > Lady J's Musings

I may not be able to handle this one....  

ladyj_1957 66F
3233 posts
12/6/2012 6:13 pm
I may not be able to handle this one....

"Belladonna is famous for her love of a good hard banging. No flowers and butterflies for this starlet, oh no. She wants her toys big, powerful and extreme. So it’s no wonder Doc Johnson and Belladonna are bringing out Belladonna’s Banger! 11” long, 8” around with a bulbous veined shaft. This monster toy has a massive vibrating bullet at the tip, powered by 2 C<b> batteries. </font></b>Belladonna may be a man eater, but she’s still a girly girl at heart; Belladonna’s Banger comes in colors Pink and Clear. Made of Phthalate-Free TPR."
The Advertisement at Amazon

I think they're off on the measurements. This thing is freaking the largest toy I've ever seen. But tell me, doesn't it look so innocent in this advertisement picture? Perspective, the picture lacks perspective. I should have taken out a ruler or measuring tape to judge how massive an 8" girth is.

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You know I need to conquer it. I spent good money on it. And I'm a gal that brags about loving girth. Well, girth is what I'll have with this. Just got to pick up some C<b> batteries </font></b>on my way home tomorrow.
"Don't count the days, make the days count"
ladyj_1957 66F
2359 posts
12/7/2012 12:58 am

 I should have thought mathematically, instead I impulsively bought on the urging of my pussy.
"Don't count the days, make the days count"


ladyj_1957 66F
2359 posts
12/8/2012 2:40 am
    Quoting  :
I gave it a try, it was too big. I'll have to get something a little smaller. And it isn't as powerful as they said. I want power!
"Don't count the days, make the days count"


ladyj_1957 66F
2359 posts
12/8/2012 1:19 pm

 >>! and then
"Don't count the days, make the days count"


ladyj_1957 66F
2359 posts
12/8/2012 1:20 pm

 >>!
"Don't count the days, make the days count"


tomfun692 59M
1169 posts
12/11/2012 7:32 am

 keep trying , sure you will get there in the end


ladyj_1957 66F
2359 posts
12/11/2012 8:35 pm

 I think the spirit is unwilling. I'd rather a real man. Lots of shit going on in life right now, can't have the real man, so.... I guess I deal with the frustration.
"Don't count the days, make the days count"


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