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Times have changed  

mflater1 73M  
23913 posts
1/14/2014 5:13 pm

Last Read:
1/15/2014 10:39 am

Times have changed


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Scenario 1:

Jack goes duck hunting before school. Afterward, he goes to school and parks in the lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

1950 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2014- School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and<b> teachers.

</font></b>Scenario 2:

Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1950 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2014 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario 3:

Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

1950 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2014 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SS from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario 4:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

1950 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2014 - Billy's dad is arrested for abuse; Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused, and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.

Scenario 5:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1950 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.

2014 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:

Pedro fails high school English.

1950 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, and goes to college.

2014 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that requiring English to graduate is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario 7:

Johnny takes the gunpowder from the leftover Fourth of July firecrackers, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, and blows up a red ant bed.

1950 - Ants die.

2014 - ATF, Homeland Security, and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario 8:

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. To comfort her student, she gives him a hug.

1950 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2014 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

This should hit every email inbox to show how stupid we have become!


We really have become this fXXX up.




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This is not meant to offend any one in any way.









mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
1/15/2014 10:39 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    The world has gone nuts....if a man saw a small child lost and in tears now he wouldn't dare approach them for fear of being accused of something....It's crazy.
I would try love even if my first aide certifcate had expired.

This is not meant to offend any one in any way.








sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
1/15/2014 8:01 am

The world has gone nuts....if a man saw a small child lost and in tears now he wouldn't dare approach them for fear of being accused of something....It's crazy.

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
1/14/2014 6:32 pm

    Quoting rm_19harley86:
    people can't realize you gotta be completely sober to hunt or fish
To curl too. I fell on my head one time doing that LOL with a few drinks in my belly. Never drank when curling again. I learned the hard way. Still have the odd the beer when fishing tho. I pack a lunch leave my line out. Every time I go to eat my lunch I get a bite the fish seem to get hungry too. Old fishing tip. I pack ham or bologna sandwiches

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mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
1/14/2014 6:19 pm

    Quoting scottv624u:
    We've really gone overboard on alot of stuff. Hell, it isn't safe to do anything anymore.
You have to watch your step for sure.

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mflater1 73M  
50414 posts
1/14/2014 6:18 pm

    Quoting beavermom:
    yes they have in 1950 you would have never heard a man tell another man in public that he wants to suck him off
Oh dear. I had gay friends but they never told me that because they knew I was not.

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beavermom 57F  
294 posts
1/14/2014 5:27 pm

yes they have in 1950 you would have never heard a man tell another man in public that he wants to suck him off


rm_19harley86 74M
45446 posts
1/14/2014 5:18 pm

people can't realize you gotta be completely sober to hunt or fish

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