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Everyone needs a good side piece.  

thax013 46M
534 posts
7/15/2019 8:55 pm

Last Read:
7/16/2019 8:07 am

Everyone needs a good side piece.

First off, what in the heck are the site monkeys doing?!? For the past few weeks I have watched my posts and comments steadily decrease. Today I noticed that a few of my erotic story links are no longer links, because those posts are gone, including all the comments attached to them. I recently lost one consistent silent watcher, a young lady from New York that had been<b> viewing </font></b>my profile around 2 to 3 times a week since I wrote my second story around ten years ago. I always assumed that she had bookmarked one of my stories and had been using it to help her jill off, which is awesome, part of the reason I wrote them. I am thinking that her bookmarked story recently was removed, which invalidated her bookmark; thus why she no longer visits my profile 2 to 3 times a week. (Even during my year break).

Ok, with that of the way, here is my side piece, my most useful tool. A long arborist saw, strapped to my leg. While climbing, it is very easy to access to cut tree suckers of my way, instead of just physically busting through them and slicing myself up like I did for the first years. When chipping brush on the ground, it is easy cut off branches and logs that would have a difficult time going through the wood chipper. Often I get made fun of wearing it by my coworkers, yet every single of them have asked use it multiple times, so instead of them making fun of me, they can suck my dick .. nah, that would reward those fuckers.

Conversely, I constantly have it mistaken for something else whenever I go into a convenience store or fast food place. Often it is another customer complimenting me on such a huge knife! Other times customers wonder if it is some long pistol ... ? another time, an armed security guard was ready take me down and , all while I was trying heat up my lunch at the microwave. It took me a while to figure why he was eyeing me so hard, twitching his hands, ready spring on me, for so long. Which is surprising, most everyone does not want fuck with me ... I have made bouncers piss themselves while trying stop me from entering ... funny story. I’m sure it is in this blog, but years ago. Maybe I’ll retell it sometime later.

But the worst confusion, was an employee that asked if I was such a wimp that I felt the need to arm myself with a big gun for self defense. I was like, what in the hell are you talking about lady? She pointed to my saw, That gun there, are you so scared that someone might beat you up? Lady, this is just a saw for work ... Oh, what do you do? I climb trees and cut out everything dangerous, it helps me open up spots to climb. Oh, sorry I thought you were a giant wimp. ...

Funny? Or Ugh?

-out-


Visit my blog if you want to at thax013 and thank you very much!


CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
7/16/2019 7:03 am

Ooooohhhhh, THAT kind of side piece, not a piece on the side.

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thax013 replies on 7/16/2019 7:32 am:
I figured I would catch you with that! you love your side pieces!

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