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Blogs > stormyjan > Stormy Nights and Days

The Creation of a Pussy.
 

stormyjan 50F  
132 posts
6/27/2011 12:33 pm
The Creation of a Pussy.

The creation of a pussy.

Seven wise men, with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy, to their design.



First was a butcher, smart with wit,
using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.



Third was a tailer, tall and thin,
using red velvet, lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with fur from a fox, he lined it without.



Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish, and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was mcgee,
touch it and blessed it, and said it could pee.



Last was a sailor, dirty little runt.
sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.
It was a dark and stormy night
I had my best orgasm.




rm_UNDERTOW853 50M
12 posts
6/27/2011 2:11 pm

 What a great poem.


charlestonpuss 56F  
269 posts
6/27/2011 2:20 pm

 That was to good lol




charlestonpuss
WELCOME TO THE WATCH OR SHOW AND CUM GROUP.



WATCH OR SHOW AND CUM


rm_sexywading 42M
234 posts
6/27/2011 2:28 pm

 LMAO!


horny196364 60M

6/28/2011 5:56 am

 love to chat with you sometime


fotopanter 66M
Ask me for a photo

6/28/2011 2:14 pm

 That was awesome.
You can shoot but I like to expose


Cutoso1 34M
339 posts
7/13/2011 7:24 am

 hihi . I want fuck you !


luv2makeU_wet 80M
Ask me for a photo
36 posts
7/13/2011 9:40 am

 I like ur style. What a fantastic research report. Do get in touch, and let me be your sailor.


indyssm4fun 47M
63 posts
7/18/2011 10:10 am

 love it. hit me up lets chat sometime.


ludwig202 72M
11894 posts
7/18/2011 4:40 pm

 hi


naughtygent1ooo 60M
3 posts
8/11/2011 7:36 pm

 hun you have talent lol


_JKH_ 70M
5448 posts
8/24/2011 6:52 am
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_JKH_ 70M
5448 posts
8/26/2011 1:47 pm
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1horny60 64M
Ask me for a photo

8/29/2011 3:18 pm

 Love it!!


fotopanter 66M
Ask me for a photo

9/6/2011 1:37 pm

 Your cherry pic is so erotic. I need to simulate that poise with someone. Thanks for sharing!
You can shoot but I like to expose


1naughtygurl4_69 44F

9/28/2011 12:27 pm

 Great bling! Thanks for sharing!
Fuck me hard and deep Men


rm_Happy1111x 56M
Ask me for a photo
24 posts
10/17/2011 9:54 pm

 I'll be your sailor.


rm_as6660 55M
16 posts
12/4/2011 11:49 pm

 very funny


want5723 71M

1/11/2012 11:40 pm

 thanks for the laugh and thanks for the bling !!

Want.
"A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner".


rm_gooforiit 83M
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81 posts
11/23/2012 7:20 am

 love pussy and love to fuck em, yours especially


shyguy4866 77M
6 posts
4/5/2014 8:55 am

 That's Too Cute Jan


onerust 69M
203 posts
3/31/2015 2:38 pm

 that's funny shit .I don't care who you are


Harddcock652 71M
33 posts
9/5/2015 11:29 am

 Loved it (post 2670583)


chaso5 65M
Ask me for a photo

10/28/2015 4:35 pm

 Still by far the most beautiful thing ever created!


karmamdA 65M
311 posts
1/7/2016 12:46 pm

 love to be your sailer &screw you good and hard and eat you out until can stand anymore


jason2371961 63M
432 posts
9/15/2016 3:40 am

 wow that cool thanks


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